Originally Posted by
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Look. I just don't like him.
Remember that goal against some Ruskies last year, where Ozil chipped it over the top perfectly picking out Rambo's run who then jumped on the turn and lifted the ball over the advancing 'keeper with the outside of his boot?
That's why I hate him.
Ozil and Rambo made me happy, even if we lost. Because I know they can do things like that fairly regularly.
Both have had some stunningly creative performances this season, but Dick doesn't like that so drops them.
Sorry, mate. Not for me.
I know I'm being hypocritical because I always hate people turning on new signings. {I sung Bendtner and Gervinho's praises for ages in the hope that they'd come good which shows how little I know about the game.}
But in the Ozil/Rambo vs Dick war, I know which side I'm on.
And as he's clearly never going to be given the investment he'd need to rebuild the squad in his own image to a title contending level, it's just gonna be this shît forever.
It's like splitting up from your stunning girlfriend of 20 years and realising the only birds you can get are mingers from the web.
Yet before, in your eyes at least, your 20 year girlfriend was always as beautiful as she looked when you first got together and fell in love.
Maybe I'll get over it, but I reckon it's gonna take me a few more managers first.
{Btw, just realised that I had my first fling with my beloved around the time AW arrived. Maybe a month, at most two, either way.}