Good heavens, f! Were you naked? If not, how did the emission make its way to the sofa?
I was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.
then I couldn't decide what to do.
Also then later I went into the bathroom and I some how managed to make the glass shelf fall off and smash :-(
It was some girl I knew who was 'looking after' the place for some bloke she knew :hehe:
complete mayhem. obviously it didn't go exactly how I planned as I was on the sofa.