I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were. :shrug:
I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in
07-25-2017, 02:46 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were. :shrug:
All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.
It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage :-(
07-25-2017, 02:47 PM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Pokster
Who is the postman and the letterbox?
Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though
Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox
07-25-2017, 02:50 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
All my gay friends are either a 'top' or a 'bottom', which means that one is constantly getting poled in the sphincter.
It can't do the ol' ringpiece any good, can it? I mean, I expect that you end up with... leakage :-(
I'm assured they don't do anal as much as you'd think. I imagine you couldn't, for one thing.
Did you know that, when you die, the funeral directors basically ram a big butt plug up you to prevent leakage?
That's no way to greet one's maker, is it? :-(
07-25-2017, 02:51 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox
What I had for him was too big his tiny, gnome-sized letterbox, vpv. He couldn't take it and became outraged. :nod:
07-25-2017, 02:51 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Pokster
I wonder if it is like a test match and you would like to bat first, rather than putting the opposition in
A lot would depend on the conditions and how much grass was on the wicket, but even so I've never liked putting the opposition in.
07-25-2017, 02:54 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Burney
Quite so, quite so. I was really just using the term 'lesbian' as shorthand for her delusionary condition. She's almost certainly happily married to a bloke called Steve and has three kids these days.
Imagine what a lesbian couple are like. One woman is enough to ruin any relationship.....
07-25-2017, 02:55 PM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Burney
It really is quite hard to recall a period when Jasper Carrot was hugely popular, but it definitely did happen. Indeed, I seem to remember laughing at his stuff quite a lot. I'd probably think it was terrible these days.
Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in
*ok it is 30 years ago
07-25-2017, 03:02 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Extraordinary really. And he had Punt and Dennis on his show, so it can't be that long ago *. Presumably as every BBC comedy had to have some Cambridge graduates in
*ok it is 30 years ago
Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twąt.
07-25-2017, 03:09 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Burney
Steve Punt went to my school. The filthy lefty twąt.