Diego Simeone has the ethics of Jose Mourinho's evil twin

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

I'm just giving out safe in the knowledge you would do exactly the same thing. Or at least the old, less continental, less effette, less poncey sw would have.

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It's not my fault you swapped your brown sauce for a beard wax, mate.

If I call you a **** can we just sweep it all under the carpet and go back to how it once was?


I’m afraid to even touch on me and the lad watching Eridivisie matches, or his spoken desire to get a “different” Portuguese club shirt when we are there this summer.

Farkin 'ell. Now the other character from Father Ted has woken up an delivered three paragraphs of cohesive, critical thought.

Nail on the Head SW - BTW, you're not the same Captain Steve Williams that recently flew me from Shannon to Heathrow are you (Aer Lingus)?

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

Farkin 'ell. Now the other character from Father Ted has woken up an delivered three paragraphs of cohesive, critical thought.

Nail on the Head SW - BTW, you're not the same Captain Steve Williams that recently flew me from Shannon to Heathrow are you (Aer Lingus)?

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No mate, we both know that to fly a plane you have to be a homosexual.

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Originally Posted by swv2

no mate, we both know that to fly a plane you have to be a homosexual.

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iahyk.

Nttawwi.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

iahyk.

Nttawwi.

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How's the heart rate?

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Originally Posted by Burney

How's the heart rate?

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I haven't yet indulged; it was a positively Smileyesque rendezvous, due to the recent feeling of the collar of a chap close to the operation, causing much nervousness and a tightening of security arrangements.

I was directed to a quiet street, at the end of which stood a stranger, at whom I had to flash my headlamps twice :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't yet indulged; it was a positively Smileyesque rendezvous, due to the recent feeling of the collar of a chap close to the operation, causing much nervousness and a tightening of security arrangements.

I was directed to a quiet street, at the end of which stood a stranger, at whom I had to flash my headlamps twice :hehe:

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:hehe: That's not Smileyesque these days. That's dogging behaviour. You're bloody lucky you didn't end up with half a dozen shaven-headed chaps in bomber jackets ****ing outside your car imo.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: That's not Smileyesque these days. That's dogging behaviour. You're bloody lucky you didn't end up with half a dozen shaven-headed chaps in bomber jackets ****ing outside your car imo.

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Oh, I say! What's all this?