Mind you, these aren’t even decent sausages. These are those frozen, skinless Richmond abominations that are weirdly pink and don’t really taste of meat.
Cor, now I fancy a sausage. Even a Richmond one. Nestling there on a plate like a kitten in bed with its siblings, the two fried eggs, the 6 rashers of streaky bacon and the black pudding.
02-22-2019, 10:31 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cor, now I fancy a sausage. Even a Richmond one. Nestling there on a plate like a kitten in bed with its siblings, the two fried eggs, the 6 rashers of streaky bacon and the black pudding.
I had some of those Heck chicken sausages. They are quite nice but hard to tell when they are cooked.
02-22-2019, 10:32 AM
redgunamo
Right, but they actually cost the same as caviar. Unpleasant, of course, but we just have to grin and bear it, for now.
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Caviar and sausages, innit.
Mind you, these aren’t even decent sausages. These are those frozen, skinless Richmond abominations that are weirdly pink and don’t really taste of meat.
02-22-2019, 10:34 AM
Burney
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I had some of those Heck chicken sausages. They are quite nice but hard to tell when they are cooked.
What are you, Jewish?
Chicken sausages, ffs!
02-22-2019, 10:36 AM
Burney
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Cor, now I fancy a sausage. Even a Richmond one. Nestling there on a plate like a kitten in bed with its siblings, the two fried eggs, the 6 rashers of streaky bacon and the black pudding.
What of the fried slice, hmm? After all, all that meat will have produced some wonderfully flavoured fat. Criminal to waste it.
02-22-2019, 10:45 AM
Sir C
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What of the fried slice, hmm? After all, all that meat will have produced some wonderfully flavoured fat. Criminal to waste it.
I had kind of assumed that was a given, tbh.
02-22-2019, 10:45 AM
SWv2
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I had some of those Heck chicken sausages. They are quite nice but hard to tell when they are cooked.
You sick ****.
02-22-2019, 10:54 AM
Burney
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You sick ****.
:nod: We are as one in this matter, sw.
02-22-2019, 11:01 AM
PSRB
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It’s like watching a glass of water.
I do rather like Emery's touchline antics.
02-22-2019, 11:01 AM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: We are as one in this matter, sw.
Our shared disgust must be a result of your inherent Irishness.