Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by MickeyPearce

Just to be clear - I cleared out his office for him.

The only items in his desk were:

A Montblanc pen with the engraving Arsene Wenger's Red & White Army
A photo of him and Sir Alex with a message from Sir Alex - Forget Jose. We are BFFs forever xxx Sir Alex
A VHS of his first double at Arsenal
A Walter PPK
A copy of the first contract he signed
A old school phone book - all women with notes next them and scores out of 10
A half eaten banana
An old unlocked iPhone4 with nothing but dick picks on them - I'm guessing his but I can't verify.
A 3 quarter empty bottle of Johnny Walker Blue

Kind Regards

Your Best Mate
still at the Hawthornes
Mickey Pearce

PS I asked him about the Walter and he said I can have it. He only kept it because it gave him comfort that he had a way out.

You guys are a ss holes.

I'm off to shoot some squirrels after I'm done delivering this money.

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Thanks as always, Mickey.

I didn't even realise you could spend over five hundred quid on a pen. I'm still using the Arsenal pencil I got for my secret santa the other year.

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Originally Posted by Ash

Thanks as always, Mickey.

I didn't even realise you could spend over five hundred quid on a pen. I'm still using the Arsenal pencil I got for my secret santa the other year.

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Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/p...-For-Grabs.jpg

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/p...-For-Grabs.jpg

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:nod: Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

:nod: Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud

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I seem to remember using mine then the batteries started to go and it sounded like Brian Moore had had a stroke.

I've no idea of where it is now :-(

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

:nod: Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud

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I’ve always thought it must be weird for Brian Moore’s descendants that he occasionally speaks to them from beyond the grave via a bottle opener.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I’ve always thought it must be weird for Brian Moore’s descendants that he occasionally speaks to them from beyond the grave via a bottle opener.

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I would think being a relative of a commentator would be quite weird all round. I wonder how Richie Benaud's family feel about all those Richie's at the Tests?

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/p...-For-Grabs.jpg

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Mine smashed, or broke in half more accurately. Not long after the battery went and the commentary sounded a little downsy.

Still got the desk weight with some of the grass from Highbury in it.

Quality piece imo

By the way...if any one wants to give the washing machine £10m compensation thing a go then let me know.

Rich - you’re a dr right? We’ll cut you in for 10% if you oversee the medical side of this so whoever gets it on their head isn’t properly brain damaged. A little is okay...

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What a crock of old toilet. I'm distressed.

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Shirley, he had to give 3 months notice?