I've met my mother-in-law, but they've been divorced for nearly 40 years. His latest wife is Burmese, I believe. :shrug:
In many ways, I feel he might be quite interesting, but the impression I get is that he is a bit of a bully. And the non-drinking thing is a real obstacle. He's not a Mormon, he's just never drunk - what sort of cünt never drinks?