Why do the Allans hate france so much?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I just ordered a new Stratocaster :cloud9:

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Your collection has a glaring and quite unacceptable omission. Where is your 355? Every axeman must have his Lucille!


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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

Your collection has a glaring and quite unacceptable omission. Where is your 355? Every axeman must have his Lucille!


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You are dead right Mr Chapman.

Haven't decided what colour I would like. Perhaps a read ES 335 like Clapton had in Cream.

And I want a vintage acoustic guitar but I am not very good acoustically.
hard to hide my weaknesses on an acoustic.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

You are dead right Mr Chapman.

Haven't decided what colour I would like. Perhaps a read ES 335 like Clapton had in Cream.

And I want a vintage acoustic guitar but I am not very good acoustically.
hard to hide my weaknesses on an acoustic.

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If I had a couple of K's to spare i'd have a blond one. Used to see this fella a lot in the couple of years leading up to his untimely and somewhat grisly end. He was a monster guitarist and always played a blond 355. He also favoured your Les Paul Junior in his rock star days.

Check this out Fash. Wait til he about half way through "30 Days in the Hole", about 3.30, when he manages to inject "Mr Pitiful" into the song and goes on a rythym chopping spree that will have you weeping at your own ability :nod:

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

If I had a couple of K's to spare i'd have a blond one. Used to see this fella a lot in the couple of years leading up to his untimely and somewhat grisly end. He was a monster guitarist and always played a blond 355. He also favoured your Les Paul Junior in his rock star days.

Check this out Fash. Wait til he about half way through "30 Days in the Hole", about 3.30, when he manages to inject "Mr Pitiful" into the song and goes on a rythym chopping spree that will have you weeping at your own ability :nod:

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Steve Marriott?
Les Paul juniors are amazing there is just something about the tone you get from a simple design one P90 guitar.

I am pretty crap at guitar really. I reached the point where I don't know where to go next.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

monty posted a link to the ISIS magazine a while ago that was quite interesting. There was a lengthy editorial answering this question (more generally than France, specifically). It said that they hate us and will continue to fight us not because of the Iraq war, or Palestine, or any other political reason, but because we aren't Muslim and Mohammed told them to kill us or enslave us unless we convert. They were, like, yah boo sucks, don't bother trying to be nice or make a political settlement, we're going to kill you anyway. Which seemed fair. :shrug:

France suffers particularly just because they've got loads of them, I think.

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Yes, ''We are not fighting so that you will offer us something; we are fighting to eliminate you.'' As our old friend Hussein Massawi put it.

As you say, fair enough, as an opening gambit. I'm sure I've made similar recommendations to Amex and Mastercard, for example, regarding their criminally lunatic ideas about allowing wives with teenaged daughters to operate credit card facilities in their own names.

Perfectly sensible and prudent, under the circumstances.

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Originally Posted by Herbette Chapman - aged 15

Because they're garlic stenching surrender monkies. Oh no, that's why we hate them. Pass!

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Right. France seems to be fine, except for the ongoing presence of the French. Nobody seems to like 'em.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Right. France seems to be fine, except for the ongoing presence of the French. Nobody seems to like 'em.

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It's always that feeling that one should be grateful which causes one to want to bite back. Bite the hand that feeds 'em! The French generously permitted the "Allans" to grow amongst them, and all they got was a lousy t-shirt!