Such a persistent and distinctive stain as well. :-(
And women think they have it bad with their bleeding vaginas :rolleyes:
08-23-2017, 10:01 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
Actually, it would be more impressive if he got her as she was travelling up and he down in a sort of drive-by shooting type affair.
:hehe: that will be a new craze. instead of throwing acid on people. drive round on bikes jizzing on peoples faces.
08-23-2017, 10:05 AM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.
This thread needs Snin. He had some interesting tales in this area.
08-23-2017, 10:09 AM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: that will be a new craze. instead of throwing acid on people. drive round on bikes jizzing on peoples faces.
Simultaneously controlling a push bike while masturbating would be quite the accomplishment.
Unless the perp cycled up to the victim then asked them politely to stand there while they got going.
08-23-2017, 10:16 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
These people must be on a constant hair-trigger, mustn't they? It would take me a lot longer than the duration of an escalator journey to achieve orgasm. Hell, achieving erection would be enough of a struggle.
That's an age thing b
08-23-2017, 10:18 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Simultaneously controlling a push bike while masturbating would be quite the accomplishment.
Unless the perp cycled up to the victim then asked them politely to stand there while they got going.
That happened to a girl in our office.... he was ****ing and then decided to ask her on a date.
Frigid cow said no :rolleyes:
08-23-2017, 10:24 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Eh? When did men start sexually assaulting women on trains willy-nilly? I've been using trains for 40 years and I've never sexually assaulted any women, and I've known women all my life and never met one who was sexually assaulted on a train.
Is it a recent phenomenon? Are millenials out of control gropers?
Sharia law is taking over, Sir C.
08-23-2017, 10:25 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I shall admit that I did masturbate on public transport once. I was travelling from Peru to Bolivia on an overnight bus and was at the back, which was mainly empty. it was the middle of the night and I couldn't sleep. One thing led to another, and the rest is history.
On the same trip, my friend had a wánk in the Maracana, the fúcking freak.
Wow, that's utterly amazing.
You have a friend?
08-23-2017, 10:26 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
Sharia law is taking over, Sir C.
Someone had to get there eventually, a. It's ironic that the perpetrators of the crime are removing their opportunity to offend.
08-23-2017, 10:26 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
Sharia law is taking over, Sir C.
Last night I got on the tube. There was space but this woman got on and stood right in front of me. I am stuck against the side so I basically have her hair in my face.
She was asking for it. :hide: her current location is my bathtub.
08-23-2017, 10:31 AM
Mo Britain less Europe
Segregated, no. What about LGBTQI etc? They will demand their own carriages and straight middle-aged white men will end up walking through the tunnels.
08-23-2017, 10:32 AM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
middle-aged white men will end up walking through the tunnels.
Arguably better than being in someone's armpit, tbf.
08-23-2017, 10:39 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe
Segregated, no. What about LGBTQI etc? They will demand their own carriages and straight middle-aged white men will end up walking through the tunnels.
Does it mean I can get a cheaper ticket?
08-23-2017, 11:06 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I was wearing just boxer shorts and a t-shirt. I woke up confused and hung over and then you realise somethings not right.
then I couldn't decide what to do.
Also then later I went into the bathroom and I some how managed to make the glass shelf fall off and smash :-(
It was some girl I knew who was 'looking after' the place for some bloke she knew :hehe:
complete mayhem. obviously it didn't go exactly how I planned as I was on the sofa.
I do not remember this happening on Some Mothers Do Have Them
08-23-2017, 11:24 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Someone had to get there eventually, a. It's ironic that the perpetrators of the crime are removing their opportunity to offend.
I just wanted to get that in before some moron said something stupid but scrolling back up, I see I am too late.
08-23-2017, 06:40 PM
Mc Gooner
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: that will be a new craze. instead of throwing acid on people. drive round on bikes jizzing on peoples faces.
A Mazda RX7 Shirley? What with the ****el Rotary Engine and all that
08-23-2017, 10:34 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Mc Gooner
A Mazda RX7 Shirley? What with the ****el Rotary Engine and all that
Blimey. McGooner. Long time no see. Hope you're well and all that...
08-24-2017, 05:34 AM
Mc Gooner
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Originally Posted by Ash
Blimey. McGooner. Long time no see. Hope you're well and all that...