For my birthday treat I am allowed to have dinner at any restaurant in London.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

While Wenger pisses into his very eyeballs

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You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

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You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

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Originally Posted by Burney

You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

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Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

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I hate it when you order a dish in a Turkish or Middle-Eastern restaurant and they've just smothered the whole fùcking thing in yoghurt. :furious: