So this Cranberries woman got hammered on minibar booze and then passed out in the

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It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

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My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?

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rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.

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Originally Posted by IUFG

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

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The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

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My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

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There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

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The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

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It was a pre-emptive strike, b.
I knew I couldn't win whatever I did or didn't say

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There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

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I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

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My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

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Here's your answer.

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There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

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Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? :-(

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Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? :-(

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:nod: Like a cigar cutter, b

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I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

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Nowhere cheap mind, sc