Is Draxler the midget kraut who was supposed to fart lightning and shít thunder

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Originally Posted by SWv2

No, you are thinking of Mario Goetze.

Wee chubby ****er, missed a lot of football last season because of a chemical imbalance or something.

Who knew.

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He must have been on the gear.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

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No, I recognise Goetze on the right there now I see him. Is Draxler behind him with half a head?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

No, I recognise Goetze on the right there now I see him. Is Draxler behind him with half a head?

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No, Half-head is Toni Kroos of Real Madrid.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

No, Half-head is Toni Kroos of Real Madrid.

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You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

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Here's Goetze fantasising about how Wenger could improve him by playing him at left wing back.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You seem very familiar with these moffen, r. Are you some sort of collaborator?

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My sons are big fans, of course.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Here's Goetze fantasising about how Wenger could improve him by playing him at left wing back.

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He's a bit fat, in all honesty. Thank the lord he's not the Draxler won.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

My sons are big fans, of course.

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You didn't consider bringing them up a decent English gentlemen?

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Originally Posted by AFC East

You're thinking of Goebbels

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I went to the Opera House built by Goebbels in Vienna. Pretty sweet facility, at the end of the day. No gas chambers in evidence.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

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Is that the Bucks Fizz tribute band?