I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.
Can you check his bona fides beforehand?
It'll be tendonitis, btw.
04-05-2017, 10:36 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I did it with a stick of cinnamon
Nothing happened
I used to like chewing cinnamon sticks as a kid. Odd, really.
04-05-2017, 10:41 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Can you check his bona fides beforehand?
It'll be tendonitis, btw.
I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.
It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
04-05-2017, 10:44 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.
It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.
04-05-2017, 10:47 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.
Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?
04-05-2017, 10:50 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?
I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am. :shrug:
04-05-2017, 10:52 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am. :shrug:
:-( I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards :-(
04-05-2017, 10:55 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
arm-putation
8-) 8-)
04-05-2017, 10:55 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
:-( I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards :-(
You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.
04-05-2017, 11:00 AM
Viva Prat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.
Sir C would have to take them off when going through airport security before a package holiday to Marbs