I have made a momentus decision. Nothing will ever be the same again.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Obviously I'll have to have a cheapo B&Q flat thing for suckling pigs and so forth. I mean, obviously.

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I like that it will look like an angry alien has landed on your front deck.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I like that it will look like an angry alien has landed on your front deck.

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There will be porchetta :cloud9:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A drinks trolley? Is it 1973?

A cocktail cabinet is what you want.

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We have one of those, she wants a drinks trolley as well. :-(

I'll tell her to piss off and point her in your direction. Chaws.

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Originally Posted by Burney

One of those globes with all the drinks inside. Classy. :nod:

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ooh I like the sound of that, although that seems more like a drinks trolley than a cocktail cabinet to me.

Our cocktail cabinet is a squarish thing on legs with a small key and loads of booze and martini glasses inside.

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Originally Posted by World's End Stella

We have one of those, she wants a drinks trolley as well. :-(

I'll tell her to piss off and point her in your direction. Chaws.

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Tell her she doesn't want to re-enact Abigail's Party. Your neighbours will laugh at you.