I cannot. It's too horrible-looking.
Have you never eaten an oyster?
When the heat from the chips warms the sate sauce and the raw onions remain crunchy...oh, it's culinary magic.
The satay sauce looks like diarrhoea
Well so does a chocolate marquise, a rich beef stew or a bavarois
It smells of peanuts, not ****e.
The idea appeals, but I fear the mess. I would be representing my country and don't want to let Her
Majesty down by smearing myself with goo.
You sad old git. You can always tape it.
That's a sign of my age :-(