Mashed potato on pizza is, as they say, the one.
Only ever drink grain alcohol and rain water.
It's the only way to be sure that the international communist conspiracy doesn't sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.
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I wouldn't touch the stuff with yours; vodka is a girl's drink.
Tell that to the Red Army
Shettle down there schweetheart, or I'll schlap you like a girl
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[Note, I would never, ever drink Smirnoff. Not even the ****ers on the site would touch it]
We've been comparing notes with them on the matter since Desert Storm.
Just the one bottle? From Lisburn probably.
Only an uncommitted drinker* would say something like 'I'd never drink Smirnoff'.
What if Smirnoff is all there is? Whaddya gonna do, drink a nice glass of milk?
*poof.
I have a horrible feeling I once drank Smirnoff and milk