Originally Posted by
Monty92
This reminds me of a joke.
Bloke's sitting in a pub with a pint and decides to pop off to the toilet for a piss. While he's away, some big strapping black lass comes over, crouches over his pint and farts.
When the bloke comes back, someone approaches him and says, "sorry to bother you mate, but you see that big black lass over there? She just let one go in your pint while you were in the toilet."
The bloke's naturally furious and marches over to the lady in question.
"Oi, love, you Fart-in-ma Whitbread?"
"Nah, she replies. "I'm Tessa Sanderson"