Oh I just split. She was a fúcking maniac who regularly physically assaulted me. Once with an ornamental brass horse.
Painful.
And just before that, you were dreaming about doing the backstroke in a sea of Stella Artois
:hehe: Did you get an exaggerated lump too ?
Why did she pee on you?
Was the toilet out of action?
I think the same foul-streamed fate befell Sir C in his bed once too
Might have been an ex comrade in the dorms