Mickey Hazard? Proper wánker he was.
Oh, I despise the club in principle and hate what they've done, but I don't really hate them on the pitch. Indeed, if it comes down to a choice between them and most of the other likely winners, I'd choose them, since their unfair financial advantage means that I don't really think of their achievements as counting.
On Saturday I feast.
Today I find I have lost half a stone in 3 weeks. The dieting therefore ends in 48 hours.
I have ordered a kilo of ribeye and 200 grams of beef fat from the butcher. I shall use this to make cheeseburgers. These cheeseburgers will be served with chips.
Cheeseburgers. With chips.