Is Justin Trudeau now doing this shït for a bet. Or is he on drugs?

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Originally Posted by Ash

The most memorable part of Dear Old Ian's outfit was the spike on the hat that looked like a Cherman WW1 helmet.

Two-hour ceremony :-(

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Yes, but at least it wasn't like a church ceremony, given that you could wander round, have a chat, go for a smoke etc..

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Certainly I have pictures.

I must say, v looked fantastic in a sari.

It just doesn't seem to work for white chaps. There are some here who will remember Ian Harvey on his wedding day.

No. There is no dignity in dressing up like an Indian.

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Yer man from The Village People would beg to differ

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Originally Posted by Ash

The most memorable part of Dear Old Ian's outfit was the spike on the hat that looked like a Cherman WW1 helmet.

Two-hour ceremony :-(

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Did he have his beard oiled and curled, too?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, but at least it wasn't like a church ceremony, given that you could wander round, have a chat, go for a smoke etc..

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:nod: A full Nuptial Mass is an arse-numbingly grim business. Had one at my cousin's wedding. She married some culchie whose family were very devout and - oh, dear God - not merely invited their parish priest to the wedding, but requested the dreary old cünt to give a speech at the reception. He must have spoken for an hour, ffs.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Certainly I have pictures.

I must say, v looked fantastic in a sari.

It just doesn't seem to work for white chaps. There are some here who will remember Ian Harvey on his wedding day.

No. There is no dignity in dressing up like an Indian.

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I guessing Burney was referring to pictures of you pissing in the bushes?

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

I guessing Burney was referring to pictures of you pissing in the bushes?

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Why would I need pictures of that? I know what that looks like. The man never stops pïssing in bushes.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Why would I need pictures of that? I know what that looks like. The man never stops pïssing in bushes.

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There is little more exhilirating than spraying the foliage with a deft, devil-may-care flick of the wrist.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

There is little more exhilirating than spraying the foliage with a deft, devil-may-care flick of the wrist.

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Not as fun as drawing patterns in the snow.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Christ, when I got involved in that raw chilli-eating competition... and when I poked my finger into the dessert of the woman sitting next to me and enquired, "Do you really need those calories?" :-(

I was relying on you to keep me on the straight and narrow.

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There was a fairly obvious flaw in that plan, wasn't there?

Sir C "There is little more exhilirating than spraying the foliage with a deft, devil-may-care flick of the wrist."

Remind me never to shake hands with you