You should have been looking at Twitter during the Citeh game... toys were being despatched from cots inside 10 minutes of the new man's first game, for fúck's sake.
I doubt very much he runs his account himself.
Ozil's posts always make me laugh. I love the idea of him taking time out of his day to meticuoulousy craft pertinent hashtags.
New season, new boots. ⚽ Time to get the @premierleague 2018/19 started! #heretocreate #predator #M1Ö #YaGunnersYa
Yep, deffo written by him.
I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.
I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.
and this stuff, sadly.
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best sticking to the Heineken, sc
Beautiful country, mind...