Sweet Jesus, there is no one to vote for in this election :-(

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I'm getting irrationally nervous about this election. I feel a bit like being 3-0 up against Spurs with 10 minutes to play. You know it's done and dusted, but you can't wait for the ref to blow up just in case.

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Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces. :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It won't make much difference. Looking at the Tory manifesto, if we elect a Conservative government it will be like living in poland in 1980, or a Labour government, the USSR at a similar period.

In short, we are doomed to life under the jackboot of jorge and his ilk.

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Yes. I've been worried ever since I found out she was a Christian. 'Christian' in C of E talk basically means 'commie' these days. :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What's that now?

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Good point. It doesn't really work for London, does it, because it's not an actual swamp the way Washington DC is :-\

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Good point. It doesn't really work for London, does it, because it's not an actual swamp the way Washington DC is :-\

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There's Hackney Marshes. You could drain those, I guess.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces. :hehe:

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My missus is :-\ , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It won't make much difference. Looking at the Tory manifesto, if we elect a Conservative government it will be like living in poland in 1980, or a Labour government, the USSR at a similar period.

In short, we are doomed to life under the jackboot of jorge and his ilk.

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In happier news, did you see young Mr Hepworth has another out?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

My missus is :-\ , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.

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:-( We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:-( We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.

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No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

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Ugh! This is why you need to move. You're surrounded by commie filth.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

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Also, have you not guilt-tripped the woman with your ethnicity? Have you not pointed out that she's threatening to vote for the party that panders to vile anti-semites who fantasise about having your race wiped off the face of the earth?

I don't think you're working hard enough on her, m.