Gunt-tastic. Although in fairness, she does appear to be able to walk on water.
What makes your dick hard is not "nonsense" - it's just what does it for you
I simply don't fancy girls over a certain size. :shrug:
Oh and in case your mum asks, a 12 is my limit, so she has some serious work to do before she gets into my y-fronts.
I'm not as discriminatory, like Mo's mum, but I do feel slightly disappointed
...when a lady doesnt exhibit some of the expected secondary sexual characteristics you'd expect in a human female, like tits and an arse.
I like a pair of tits as much as the next hetero
On arses, my rule is clear: they can bounce, but they CANNOT wobble.
You've mad Sir Mixalot a very sad man
You seem to be discriminatory where race is concerned though.
A man's dick gets hard when any semi-decent female approaches. Now bisexuals or closet gays tend to
I was just going through a Chinese company's history and found out that they call WWII 'The Chinese
People's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the World Anti-Fascist War'
Seems a bit unwieldy, doesn't it?
What? You suffer from an erection every time you are in proximity to a vaguely attractive female?