Your mum's been asking for it for years.
It's unnatural. Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and so on.
They were already allowed to engage in a legal partnership. Giving sodomites equal rights with normal people will do nothing less than encourage our children to engage in these bestial acts.
When Russian tanks are disembarking at Dover and our brave soldiers are all busy sucking each others dicks, we'll realise our mistake.