bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:
bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:
What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you pissed enough to drown in the bath? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Burney
Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?
Fúcking royally hammered obviously.
She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You know what these Irishers are like.
I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Now I think we may be approaching the truth of it, i. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Cause of death: Irishness :judge:
God, they were a dreary band, though.
Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Was it awfully painful?
It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.
I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.
Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C