A fat woman has started to talk to me.

Time to leave, I think.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Time to leave, I think.

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Pic?

Asking for a friend

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Originally Posted by Burney

Time to leave, I think.

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Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.

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Urggh, no! She just started talking to me about how she lost her job recently, then finished her drink in a meaningful fashion.
I proceeded to finish mine in an equally meaningful fashion, bid her good day and left.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Time to leave, I think.

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She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

Get in ;)

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Originally Posted by Peter

She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

Get in ;)

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Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

A missed opportunity I fear.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

A missed opportunity I fear.

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Right. "Never say 'no' to adventures, always say 'yes'. Otherwise you'll lead a very dull life." As our old friend Caractacus would say.