Hmm, just had to choose a consultant surgeon to see tomorrow.

Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

Two Allans
One Bubble
One seek

Can you guess which won I chose awimb?

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Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

Two Allans
One Bubble
One seek

Can you guess which won I chose awimb?

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I'd go with the Sikh.

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I'd go with the Sikh.

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:nod: I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?

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:nod: I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?

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Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?

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Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?

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No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.

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No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.

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All the exercise has clearly fùcked you :-(

This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

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All the exercise has clearly fùcked you :-(

This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

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I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they? :-(

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I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they? :-(

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I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

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I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

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Still, mustn't grumble. Probably better off without.

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I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

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Right. Unless they decide your physical ailments are actually psychosomatic. Then it's kerching!