The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter. :-|
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons. :-(
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Not exactly. Fego in Cobham.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFN_Y2pgKrk
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
She obviously thought she would push them as far as possible and see how long it took for them to realise it was all a joke.... think ****s never got it thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
:nod: How long would it take to clean some knives?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Hope you are enjoying your holiday by the way!
Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.