Good morning Awimb. How was your weekend?
Friday and Saturday were decent. Spent most of yesterday destroying a beaver dam. That was shit.
Wherefore, old chap? I heard you were at a wedding on Friday. That must surely have been a joy?
Alright. Played cricket for the first time in a while. Was fun and I didn't do too badly, but the
subsequent muscle and joint aches have contrived to remind me that I am very, very old.
As did the fact that half the guys I was playing with or against were half my age.
It's the beavers I feel sorry for. All that time spent on civil engineering projects and you
just come along and ruin it like that?
Street party Saturday. Mini World Cup final yesterday then McDonalds and then garden centre.
Yesterday was terrible from a sporting, social and health perspective.
Top euphemism, I bet you smashed it
I became somewhat inebriated and, I understand, inadvertently offensive.
Such are the risks one takes when inviting me to a wedding.
The rest of the weekend was spent in hospital visiting. Not ideal.