In all seriousness though, which of our players would bring a cricket bat to training?
Managed to find a PUMA one. Well done lads.
Per "The White Ambrose" Mertesacker
Our kit manufacturer's PR, I'm guessing.
True. Ordinarily, I'd have said the medical staff trying to drum up trade, but ..
Kieran 'Lance' Gibbs obv.
Although, to be fair. it seems young Jack is aware of things
It's odd, isn't it. You'd have thought there'd be some solidarity amongst fellow rhythm-sectionists.
Can't believe you didn't go for the Theo "Clyde" Walcott line
or perhaps the less well-known Callum "Maurice" Chambers
