Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.
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Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.
Oh, that'll be lemmiwinks.
http://i.imgur.com/VclBrAQ.gif?noredirect
Panic over guys, a trusted friend found the offender. A paper clip. I lterally have no idea how it got up there.