Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
12-06-2018, 10:14 AM
PSRB
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
when you have to dash to take a dump.
Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
12-06-2018, 10:29 AM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by PSRB
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
12-06-2018, 10:30 AM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by PSRB
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
Sounds like something one of our players would have done last night.
12-06-2018, 10:31 AM
PSRB
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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
Twice yesterday walking to work :furious:
12-06-2018, 10:40 AM
IUFG
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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around
be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
12-06-2018, 10:41 AM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by IUFG
be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
Oddly not (very - a drink had been taken)
12-06-2018, 10:57 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman
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Originally Posted by PSRB
Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
Going down on Berni's mum only to find she hasn't cleaned up since Sir C's last visit
12-06-2018, 11:35 AM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by IUFG
be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?
I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.
I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.
12-06-2018, 03:56 PM
Rich
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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
when you have to dash to take a dump.
Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.
Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers :-(