I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.
06-29-2017, 09:29 AM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.
I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.
06-29-2017, 09:30 AM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.
Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?
Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)
06-29-2017, 09:35 AM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Peter
Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?
Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)
Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.
Remember the war is not over.
06-29-2017, 09:39 AM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.
Would sir like a hazelnut encased in chocolate to help get over the experience?
Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.
Remember the war is not over.
Everybody knows the war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost :D
I do apologise, I don't know what came over me.
06-29-2017, 09:45 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.
The vegetables are the point of the place. You'll get a mere sniff of meat, if you're lucky. :-(
06-29-2017, 09:47 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Peter
Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?
Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)
I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(
Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:
06-29-2017, 09:58 AM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(
Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:
Come on, what have you done?
I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.