Normally, one takes a dim view of the Swiss. Yesterday, however, I met one whose name

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

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Originally Posted by Burney

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

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And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

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:nod: Basically, his name sounds like a Yorkshireman describing how one performs the act of love.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

And presumably, with the Swiss being basically krauts, they place a "t" sound before a "z" so his name in pronounced Coonts?

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Whatever the Swiss speak, it is very much not German - almost impossible to understand. I know native German speakers who have to hold meetings with "German"-speaking Swiss colleagues in English because it is easier

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Whatever the Swiss speak, it is very much not German - almost impossible to understand. I know native German speakers who have to hold meetings with "German"-speaking Swiss colleagues in English because it is easier

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Pfff. Bit rich coming from a Bavarian imo.

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Originally Posted by Burney

is Roger Kunz.

I made sure to get his business card, which will now occupy the same pantheon currently graced by such august names as Fanny Pounder and Bent Willy Hansen.

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Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pfff. Bit rich coming from a Bavarian imo.

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Can't understand those ****ers either tbf

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Watches. Cuckoo clocks. Toblerone.

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Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Toblerone is inedible due to being shaped like an anti-tank obstacle. It's basically a cleft palate waiting to happen.

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Perhaps you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork.

Like Wenger does with an apple.

They were at it again :cry:

Wanted me to fly over so I could go to the Young Boys game in Berne with them.