He's just thought it fit to mention that, 'it won't be a late one because I'm not drinking in January.'
What the fúck do I do with that? Am I to order 'a pint of bitter and a lemonade for my friend'?
What a waste of an evening.
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He's just thought it fit to mention that, 'it won't be a late one because I'm not drinking in January.'
What the fúck do I do with that? Am I to order 'a pint of bitter and a lemonade for my friend'?
What a waste of an evening.
:nod: That's right, la. This is how it works:
January: Cold + dark, so drink more
February: See above
March: Still miserable so you need a cheering drink, but the green shoots of Spring appear, so drink to celebrate.
April: Still celebrating Spring, plus you can start to have the odd drink outside.
May-September - Sping/Summer - Warm and nice. Have a lovely drink in the sunshine.
October - Starting to get chilly - better have a drink to cheer ourselves up
November: Cold and dark, so drink more
December: As above + Christmas
Repeat to fade.