I actually know very little about them other than they're lazy, don't pay taxes, have the worst food in Europe and their women are incredibly ugly.
Feels like I need more material than that. :nod:
I actually know very little about them other than they're lazy, don't pay taxes, have the worst food in Europe and their women are incredibly ugly.
Feels like I need more material than that. :nod:
I did three weeks in Greece mostly island hopping back in the 80s. First night in Athens I had dinner with a couple of Australians and thought the souvlaki and Greek salad were exceptional. Three weeks later I had come to the realization that those are about the only two things worth eating in Greece.
I recall a particularly bad lamb dish in Mykonos that left me ill for days.
Anyway, how about fighting? Are the Greeks any good at wars other than with Turks? How quickly did they surrender in WWII?
Whilst one doesn't wish to be indelicate, h, I once enjoyed congress with a lady of Greek origin whose nipples were surrounded by coarse hairs; they were reminiscent of wire wool.
Now this didn't slow me down at the time, for I was primed and ready for action, but it did make me subsequently question my life choices.
The answer there might depend a bit on whether you reckon that Alexander of Macedon was Greek or FYROMian. They also had a few decent matches against the Persians, ISTR.
They were doing fine repelling Mussolini in 1941 at the Albanian border (not hard, granted) when Germany stroked the ball home into an empty net behind them, and after that the Cretans put up some resistance.
There is (or was) a Greek restaurant round the corner from the 'bine. If you're coming to some games again this season you can have a bite there and explain your cultural outlook towards Greek people to the staff. As you order your salad.
Sokratis and Chambers. Interesting.