I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson
last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
03-14-2018, 09:49 AM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
Two things:
1. Did it arouse you?
2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
03-14-2018, 09:49 AM
Pokster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
You are making sports up now..... what is the difference between a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and any other nationality Jui-Jitsu (apart from the pubic hair shaving jokes)
03-14-2018, 09:50 AM
PSRB
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
last night.
Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.
Still, not pleasant :-(
Brazillian and female, 2 words that you've never used in the same sentence before........
03-14-2018, 09:52 AM
Pokster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Two things:
1. Did it arouse you?
2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
Because he is a big girls blouse
03-14-2018, 09:53 AM
Monty92
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Two things:
1. Did it arouse you?
2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.
It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
03-14-2018, 09:54 AM
Tony C
Thank god it wasn’t Justine Kish...I’ll leave you to google her
03-14-2018, 09:55 AM
Sir C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.
It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.
Sad seens.
03-14-2018, 09:55 AM
Pokster
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.
It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
so basically she is better at this than you?
03-14-2018, 09:55 AM
Burney
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.
It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.