If left untreated can lead to "saxophone *****".A condition whereby one's ***** contorts to the shape of a saxophone.
I WANT ONE!
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If left untreated can lead to "saxophone *****".A condition whereby one's ***** contorts to the shape of a saxophone.
I WANT ONE!
Tenor or alto?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
The relevant question should be 'how in the name of fúck is the word pénis censored?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well I chose to overlook that absurdity in favour of making a comic reply, but yes, the censorship on here is ridicules. How about vagina?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
I don't really get Chlamydia. We didn't have it in my day. We had proper **** like bad AIDS
And of course Herpes, which kept me awake one night with visions of a blistered member. Simple days....Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, I've got herpes. It's nothing. Mind you, I've only got the mouth version. Never had it in my private gentleman's area.Quote:
Originally Posted by George Morrell's Tache
God forbid. I knew a chap however, that ended up with a nasty ulcerous mouth after an encounter in the Ukraine...not pretty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney