6 pnints of Doom Bar and a packet of dry roasted nuts.
Now I feel I'm back in the saddle.
03-13-2019, 02:38 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Now I feel I'm back in the saddle.
Good lord! You went to a public house full of old man farts and drank the dishwater beer you disdain so much?
Did they accidentally drill into your frontal lobes?
03-13-2019, 02:51 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Good lord! You went to a public house full of old man farts and drank the dishwater beer you disdain so much?
Did they accidentally drill into your frontal lobes?
It was rather nice, actually. Now I feel quite dreadfully sleepy, though.
03-13-2019, 02:55 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
It was rather nice, actually. Now I feel quite dreadfully sleepy, though.
I fear you've not lined your stomach sufficiently. One pack of nuts won't do the job.
As Falstaff put it: "O, monstrous! but one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!"
03-13-2019, 02:57 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
I fear you've not lined your stomach sufficiently. One pack of nuts won't do the job.
As Falstaff put it: "O, monstrous! but one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!"
I'm going to make fried chicken. With the boiling oil and that.
03-13-2019, 02:59 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm going to make fried chicken. With the boiling oil and that.
Is that entirely wise given that you're clearly awash with ale? Could you not simply UberEats some KFC?
03-13-2019, 03:02 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Is that entirely wise given that you're clearly awash with ale? Could you not simply UberEats some KFC?
The glw is returning after 48 hours away with work. Am I to greet her with some take-away shít? No, I shall be up to the elbows in nuclear grease, preparing proper, home-cooked junk food.
03-13-2019, 03:04 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
The glw is returning after 48 hours away with work. Am I to greet her with some take-away shít? No, I shall be up to the elbows in nuclear grease, preparing proper, home-cooked junk food.
Well you've already decided to greet her pěssed and with ale breath, so I don't see that KFC can make things much worse. :shrug:
Also, she'd probably rather not come home to a husband who looks like he got trapped in a burning Hurricane. :-)
03-13-2019, 03:08 PM
WES
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Now I feel I'm back in the saddle.
Doom Bar is an appalling pint - I would have hoped that with your newfound ability to taste that you might have realised that.
No hope for some, I suppose.
03-13-2019, 03:26 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Now I feel I'm back in the saddle.
Six pints? At lunchtime? Is the world about to end?