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06-23-2017, 03:12 PM

Burney replied to a thread Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this in AWIMB

Well I'd agree that there is an unhealthy obsession with them. Mind you, at the risk of uttering hate speech against our nonceing brethren, having it...

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06-23-2017, 03:07 PM

Burney replied to a thread Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this in AWIMB

Well I could be wrong, but I think it's because they fùck kids. Just a theory, mind.

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06-23-2017, 02:54 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

For this reason - in addition to his acting the cünt in sundry other games and gifting Tottenham a draw in the game where we won the League at WHL -...

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06-23-2017, 02:50 PM

Burney replied to a thread Things I miss #11312112. Bus tickets. in AWIMB

I still don't own an Oyster card. I tap in with credit cards and whatnot, though. Can one do that on a bus?

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06-23-2017, 02:47 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

:nod: Lehmann always gets too much of a free ride for this imo.

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06-23-2017, 02:46 PM

Burney replied to a thread Things I miss #11312112. Bus tickets. in AWIMB

Do they not still do tickets, then? I remember rolling mine up in various ways once, only for a ticket inspector to rock up and demand to see it....

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06-23-2017, 02:45 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

Well, also Jens Lehmann acting like a cùnt, obvs.

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06-23-2017, 02:44 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

:hehe: The puffed-up outrage of a Chelsea fan I joshingly spoke to about that goal a couple of days later made me very resistant to the idea that...

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06-23-2017, 02:38 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

If there'd been video in that United game, Mike Riley would have been charged with conspiracy to commit fraud.

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06-23-2017, 02:33 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

Me neither. In fact, due to Sir C's generosity with mind-bending chemicals that evening, I have very little actual memory of the game remaining,...

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06-23-2017, 02:30 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

We also would have won it if Thierry Henry had sorted his fùcking feet out. Miss is as good as a mile, though.

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06-23-2017, 02:29 PM

Burney replied to a thread Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this in AWIMB

It'll all end in tears.

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06-23-2017, 02:28 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, catching up on the world of Arsenal in AWIMB

I've always known it to be short for Value Added Reseller, f. Hope this helps. :thumbup:

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06-23-2017, 02:19 PM

Burney replied to a thread Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this in AWIMB

It's when he's had enough of her that I worry about. Hope he lets her down gently.

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06-23-2017, 02:12 PM

Burney started a thread Hmmm. Intriguing one, this. Does the ownership of a child-like sex doll make this in AWIMB

nonce more or less likely to attempt sex with a real child? Should the importation of such things be encouraged or discouraged? Is it the nonce...

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06-23-2017, 01:34 PM

Burney replied to a thread Killing some time. What are your current musical interests? in AWIMB

I'm rediscovering Pink Floyd. When I was young, I found their music insufferably pompous and irritatingly world weary given that they were all young...

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06-23-2017, 01:19 PM

Burney replied to a thread It seems the new US Ambassador to the Court of St James will be 'Woody Johnson' in AWIMB

Friday, innit. WES has probably knocked off for the day, Sir C's off motorboating, LA's in Germany and they all fück off on a Friday afternoon.

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06-23-2017, 01:12 PM

Burney replied to a thread It seems the new US Ambassador to the Court of St James will be 'Woody Johnson' in AWIMB

Yes. Imagine being called 'Randy' and having a funny surname. Fortunately, such a thing would never happen in a sane universe.

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06-23-2017, 01:11 PM

Burney replied to a thread It seems the new US Ambassador to the Court of St James will be 'Woody Johnson' in AWIMB

I'm generally quite sympathetic to those with vaguely genital surnames, tbh. :-\

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06-23-2017, 11:31 AM

Burney replied to a thread It seems the new US Ambassador to the Court of St James will be 'Woody Johnson' in AWIMB

Yes. You'd have thought we'd be a bit wary of chaps called Kim being given senior diplomatic roles in Washington after that very unfortunate Philby...

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06-23-2017, 11:22 AM

Burney started a thread It seems the new US Ambassador to the Court of St James will be 'Woody Johnson' in AWIMB

Now I could be wrong, but aren't both those names American slang terms for the membrum virile? :rubchin: What odd fellows our American cousins...

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06-23-2017, 10:37 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

He's basically become the modern-day equivalent of Fred Trueman on TMS, who used to spend most of his time fulminating that "Ah joost dern't...

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06-23-2017, 10:32 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

Atherton is thoughtful and insightful - which makes a pleasant change on Sky, which has a wearisome addiction to :shudder: 'banter'. I blame David...

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06-23-2017, 10:19 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

Correct. Boycott is the best analyst in world cricket. This is why he is paid fortunes for this in India. It's only the fact that he has major beefs...

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06-23-2017, 09:33 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

Well, no. People listen to TMS because they want to know what's happening in the cricket. By all means fill in the gaps between overs by talking...

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06-23-2017, 09:24 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

Exactly. He appealed to the ignorant masses as a parody of what cricket is supposedly all about. To people who actually understand the game and...

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06-23-2017, 09:03 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

If anything notable happened when he was on commentary, you'd suddenly hear him interrupting his tedious burbling with an expostulation like 'Oh my...

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06-23-2017, 08:55 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

I've said it for years on here. It would be pretty absurd of me to change my tune just because he's retiring. :shrug:

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06-23-2017, 08:50 AM

Burney replied to a thread Sad, Sad day in AWIMB

Not really. Ghastly old fraud has been utterly useless as a commentator for years. Too busy playing up to his character to actually tell listeners...

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06-22-2017, 03:34 PM

Burney replied to a thread Labour's attempts to differentiate their position on Brexit and specifically in AWIMB

Something can be two things at once. It was a protest vote in one sense, but it also was the expression of a long-held and deeply felt dislike of the...

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