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Yesterday, 08:15 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

To be fair, many of my forefathers wouldn’t have had the slightest idea what I was on about, since I was speaking English and wasn’t subsisting on...

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Yesterday, 04:07 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Basically, yes. They'd prefer it if you did it on the down-low and got your missus to pretend she likes walking round looking like a funereal...

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Yesterday, 04:04 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

I wouldn't mind being blamed for everything if I'd actually got to do a good amount of oppressing, tbh. But I'm not aware that I ever have. I've...

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Yesterday, 04:00 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Interesting side note: For much of last week when people were saying what a shîte name for a storm Brian was and things like 'Whoever heard of a...

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Yesterday, 03:49 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

I think my daughter had downloaded it on my account, to be fair. Is it grime? I thought grime was from Croydon. Like me and old Stormy or whatever...

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Yesterday, 03:48 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Essentially, though, this is the nature of identity politics, isn't it? It must define the 'enemy' as evil in order to sustain itself. Thus,...

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Yesterday, 03:34 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

One of theirs used to come on my iPhone when I was running sometimes. Something about Humps. It was quite good to run to.

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Yesterday, 03:20 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

It already exists. They're called 'TERFs' (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists). Basically, they're actual women who rather resent blokes in...

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Yesterday, 03:17 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Apart from anything else, it contains a redundancy because what the users of the phrase actually mean is that masculinity in its commonly and...

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Yesterday, 02:32 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

It was on straight after bake-off and featured Iwan Thomas revealing himself to be the thickest man on the planet :shrug: I’m not proud, a. I’ll...

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Yesterday, 02:22 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Well quite. It doesn't help my view of his witterings that he recently appeared on Celebrity Bear Grylls Island (or whatever it's called) and...

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Yesterday, 01:43 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Yeah. Actually, you're right. :-( ...

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Yesterday, 01:30 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Someone really needs to get hold of the police by the scruff of the neck and kick their arses from Land's End to John O'Groats. They seem to think...

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Yesterday, 01:29 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

Increasingly, f, we don't have news so much as we have people arguing with one another in public masquerading as news. Obviously we get the odd...

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Yesterday, 01:23 PM

Burney started a thread Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad in AWIMB

:hehe: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/23/toxic-masculinity-men-privilege-emotions-rizzle-kicks Seriously, will this lunacy...

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Yesterday, 12:57 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

What about the gays and the ladies, though? They may greatly enjoy sucking on a huge, artificial Johnson. Frankly, I can't believe you've been so...

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Yesterday, 12:53 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

As I understand it, they're not really supposed to make ones that look like cigarettes. I can't see the problem with making ones that look like...

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Yesterday, 12:33 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

Strictly speaking, no, but apparently you I’d you hold the vapour in long enough and don’t exhale great clouds of it, nobody cares. This even works...

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Yesterday, 12:31 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

I find that Southern trains in particular have a lingering stench of BO. Very distressing.

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Yesterday, 12:20 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

Not really. It’s a bit smelly. More convenience than convenient.

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Yesterday, 12:14 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

Are you driving?

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Yesterday, 12:09 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

Yes, she told me about it when we met last week. Sounds jolly. He does a good line in break-up songs also. He does wear rather a silly hat, though...

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Yesterday, 12:03 PM

Burney replied to a thread To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. in AWIMB

I’m rather keen, as you know. You’re going with r, aren’t you? Do bear in mind that Thompson is an Allan these days - albeit a Sufi one.

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Yesterday, 11:42 AM

Burney replied to a thread Good morning I think. in AWIMB

I like the noise of my car. It's a reassuring rumble.

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Yesterday, 11:28 AM

Burney replied to a thread Mugabe the Goodwill Ambassador in AWIMB

You have to remember that the UN recently voted Saudi Arabia onto their women's rights panel, so there really is no idiocy of which they aren't...

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Yesterday, 10:01 AM

Burney replied to a thread I do fear the rise of the Spurs to an extent. in AWIMB

I mean they're clearly better than us at the moment. And that's fine - we're both old enough to remember a time when Spurs were better than us before...

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Yesterday, 09:59 AM

Burney replied to a thread Apparently, the permanently outraged are complaining about 'Gunpowder' on BBC1 in AWIMB

Spaniards, innit. No backbone. :shrug:

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Yesterday, 09:50 AM

Burney replied to a thread Apparently, the permanently outraged are complaining about 'Gunpowder' on BBC1 in AWIMB

Yeah, basically, they'd joint you like a piece of meat and stick your bits out to rot - except your head, which they'd tar first to preserve it. ...

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Yesterday, 09:35 AM

Burney replied to a thread Apparently, the permanently outraged are complaining about 'Gunpowder' on BBC1 in AWIMB

It was OK. Mind you, it didn't do anything to suggest that Kim Harington's range extends very far beyond sounding a bit moody in a northern accent....

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Yesterday, 09:30 AM

Burney replied to a thread Apparently, the permanently outraged are complaining about 'Gunpowder' on BBC1 in AWIMB

She was quite an old lady. And then she got pressed to death. That was also too quick - albeit accurately done. Mind you, pressing (or 'peine...

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