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04-18-2019, 01:24 PM

Burney replied to a thread Sports psychologist, Professor Craig Mahoney: in AWIMB

You are, of course, correct. However, psychiatry in the Freudian sense of psychoanalysis and ‘let’s all have a chat about stuff and you’ll feel all...

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04-18-2019, 10:32 AM

Burney replied to a thread Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller. in AWIMB

Your nearest branch is in Croydon. :-\ My nearest branch is in Chelmsford :-\

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04-18-2019, 10:19 AM

Burney replied to a thread Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller. in AWIMB

I for one am very much hoping you didn't use the word 'niggardly' in a Jamaican restaurant. :yikes:

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04-18-2019, 10:01 AM

Burney replied to a thread Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller. in AWIMB

It's fine just so long as you give it a moment to settle and don't try and drink the sludge at the bottom. Any more than two and you start to get...

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04-18-2019, 09:45 AM

Burney replied to a thread Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller. in AWIMB

Awwww, bless 'im with 'is ickle legs. Turkish coffee is my new thing, btw. I bought a Cezve and some of the good stuff on t'internet and it's...

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04-17-2019, 10:43 PM

Burney replied to a thread Meanwhile, in the polls ... in AWIMB

Yup. The Remainerati are freaking out at the realisation that people still do, actually want to leave the EU and aren’t just letting this go. ...

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04-17-2019, 10:34 PM

Burney replied to a thread So, what, we're now supposed to just wake up tomorrow morning in AWIMB

We are a two-bob, no-mark club. We should just embrace it and compete in the Checkatrade Trophy. Cûnts like WES and Herb will celebrate that...

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04-17-2019, 10:06 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well done, Spurs in AWIMB

I hope you get raped to death in an Emirati gaol.

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04-17-2019, 09:59 PM

Burney replied to a thread So, what, we're now supposed to just wake up tomorrow morning in AWIMB

This is the fault of everyone who forgot that the true purpose of every Arsenal fan is to hate Tottenham. Look where this attitude has taken us....

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04-17-2019, 09:56 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

No. It’s not. I could hate St Francis of Assisi if the dirty, animal-bothering, monastic-order-founding saint cùnt pulled on a Tottenham shirt. ...

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04-17-2019, 09:41 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

After they got their fourth, they were basically raping Tottenham in every hole and then they let the dirty Hebrew cùnts back in by being enormously...

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04-17-2019, 09:38 PM

Burney replied to a thread Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It in AWIMB

Your pagan nonsense won’t help here. It wil only anger Yahweh (Tottenham’s God) and cause them to win the CL.

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04-17-2019, 09:36 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

This is literally the worst night for Arsenal Football Club since the cùnting Luftwaffe bombed Highbury. I think it’s important for everyone to...

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04-17-2019, 09:22 PM

Burney replied to a thread Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It in AWIMB

You know you’re on the same side as Monty now, right? You’re both apologists for the new regime that has caused all this. How does that feel?

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04-17-2019, 09:16 PM

Burney replied to a thread Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It in AWIMB

I hope you get whatever the plumbing equivalent of asbestosis is. Jobby elbow or whatever.

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04-17-2019, 09:11 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

Quite how City failed to bury them, I’ll never know.

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04-17-2019, 09:04 PM

Burney replied to a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

Die, AIDS boy.* *It’s fair to say I’m not taking this well, h.

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04-17-2019, 09:00 PM

Burney started a thread Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL. in AWIMB

I hope you’re all happy? I also hope you all get AIDS. I particularly hope Unai Emery - whose fault all of this is - gets spectacularly bad...

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04-17-2019, 02:04 PM

Burney replied to a thread I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again. in AWIMB

What were the Khmer Rouge, then? Because that's who this lot remind me of.

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04-17-2019, 01:58 PM

Burney replied to a thread FavouriteSoundsWIMB in AWIMB

1/ Jazz :nono: 2/ Jazz :nono: 3/ Shít American beer :nono: Straight :redcard: and an immediate five-match ban with an FA tribunal to follow.

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04-17-2019, 01:48 PM

Burney replied to a thread What's the betting they put a fúcking minaret on it? in AWIMB

Because I don't like French modern architecture? No. Sorry. You're wrong. I think Charles is immensely wrong about architecture, as the absurd...

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04-17-2019, 01:47 PM

Burney replied to a thread What's the betting they put a fúcking minaret on it? in AWIMB

:nono: Ajax are the Tottenham of Holland in that respect. Hence rival teams singing at them 'Hamas! Hamas! Jews to the gas!' (only in Dutch). ...

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04-17-2019, 01:26 PM

Burney replied to a thread What's the betting they put a fúcking minaret on it? in AWIMB

They are definitely going to fúck it up, aren't they? :-( “Any rebuilding should be a reflection not of an old France, or the France that never...

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04-17-2019, 01:22 PM

Burney replied to a thread FavouriteSoundsWIMB in AWIMB

As a bowler, I wouldn't have thought you'd appreciate 2.

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04-17-2019, 11:45 AM

Burney replied to a thread I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again. in AWIMB

No, but they are your sort, aren't they? Dreadlocks, terrible dancing, excessive body hair on the females and generally poor hygiene? Hmm? Sorry,...

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04-17-2019, 11:29 AM

Burney replied to a thread Proud dad moment in AWIMB

I dunno. You are in Yorkshire. :shrug:

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04-17-2019, 11:22 AM

Burney replied to a thread I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again. in AWIMB

You did get the distinct impression the Boulton had had a bitch of a journey home last night and was determined to exact revenge.

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04-17-2019, 11:05 AM

Burney replied to a thread Proud dad moment in AWIMB

You have checked that there aren't any former Spurs players in the academy set-up, I hope?

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04-17-2019, 10:55 AM

Burney replied to a thread I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again. in AWIMB

It's so wrong-headed and counter-productive that you'd almost think it was a false flag operation by Big Oil to discredit the environmental movement....

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04-17-2019, 10:25 AM

Burney started a thread An amusing side note to last night's game was that it contained two Brazilian in AWIMB

footballers named - respectively - Arthur and Fred. :hehe: When did this start? And can we look forward to an entire Brazilian line-up that sounds...

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