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Today, 11:51 AM

Ash replied to a thread John Motson apologises for calling Millwall’s Tom Elliott ‘big, black and brave’ in AWIMB

Oh, I'm sure many regard you as one of the Greatest Of All Time. Rich does, I think. He wants to be you.

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Yesterday, 02:33 PM

Ash replied to a thread Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station in AWIMB

He should definitely be given time before conclusions are drawn, including hopefully a couple of transfer windows with backing. So far some interim...

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Yesterday, 01:50 PM

Ash replied to a thread Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station in AWIMB

He has a chance of staying longer than the manager tbh. Head Coach, whatevs. The longer he's kept out of a crap team, the better he gets.

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Yesterday, 10:52 AM

Ash replied to a thread So does this anticipated Labout split represent the end of the in AWIMB

There are at least four errors here. Not that I can be bothered to point them out or bicker over them. Just sayin'. :thumbup:

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02-15-2019, 04:23 PM

Ash replied to a thread I’ve watched us when we were **** in the 70s in AWIMB

Let us hope so. We will need to either keep a clean sheet or score three goals. None of which is certain imo.

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02-15-2019, 01:45 PM

Ash replied to a thread "Thousands of schoolchildren in the UK are taking part in climate strikes" in AWIMB

Do you still have your magic stealy-box on your telly btw?

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02-15-2019, 12:07 PM

Ash replied to a thread I’ve watched us when we were **** in the 70s in AWIMB

It is possible for things to have been bad both last year and this year. I can see us winning 2-1 next week.

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02-14-2019, 04:54 PM

Ash replied to a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

:nono: This is nonsense. Ray wrote not only a extraordinary number, but in a great variety of styles, of absolute belters. He also (#whispering)...

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02-14-2019, 03:44 PM

Ash replied to a thread May has played an absolute ****ing blinder here in AWIMB

May's deal is fake Brexit. Vassal status is not leaving the EU, and her capitulation shafts everybody.

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02-14-2019, 03:39 PM

Ash replied to a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

The Pretenders are well known for their Kinks' cover 'Stop Your Sobbing' but I think it is less well known that Ray Davies also wrote 'I go to...

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02-14-2019, 02:32 PM

Ash replied to a thread no more A380's then. in AWIMB

Clash, innit. :music: "I'm flying in on a DC10 tonight" :music: Oh, that's DC10. I expect they all piss in the same pot tbh.

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02-14-2019, 02:14 PM

Ash started a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

that the version of the song you always knew was in fact a cover. :yikes: Just heard 'Denise' by Randy and the Rainbows. After forty-odd years of...

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02-14-2019, 01:28 PM

Ash replied to a thread Monty’s top Valentine’s Day tip for 2019 in AWIMB

And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army. :-| Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion...

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02-14-2019, 11:28 AM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

It is constantly trumpeted that ever rising property prices are a good thing, generally by the property-portfolio-owning classes who dominate the...

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02-14-2019, 09:40 AM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Of course a downwards adjustment is long overdue. If everybody just recognised the reality and put the feckin prices down then things would get...

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02-13-2019, 04:17 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

:nod: Less pedantry. Fewer pedantic posts, and so on.

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02-13-2019, 04:16 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Yes, I thought you were supposed be happily lodged in Margate by now and banging your landlady, in a JMW Turner stylee.

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02-13-2019, 03:14 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Long yards you're using there, my friend. :driving: He lives in a small mansion at one end, three doors down from the heath. You live half a mile...

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02-12-2019, 11:37 AM

Ash replied to a thread Well done Dick and the Septic. We've given away a 400k p/w midfielder in AWIMB

I stopped reading most of his dribblings some time ago.

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02-11-2019, 03:20 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've taken to writing business emails in a formal, in AWIMB

Of course, it was the CIA itself who invented the pejorative term "conspiracy theory" to be used against anyone questioning the official narrative of...

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02-11-2019, 03:16 PM

Ash replied to a thread Burns Gone in AWIMB

Did Bob do that thing where he breaks the third wall?

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02-11-2019, 12:00 PM

Ash replied to a thread Feels like spring, boys. in AWIMB

If you keep wishing for this apocalypse hard enough, you might even get it.

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