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I can quite honestly say, I have never had a cup of tea in an establishment where I have been served by a Barman. Whether he was armless or otherwise...

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04-19-2018, 02:26 PM

IUFG replied to a thread As I lost a lot of weight last year. my arms are embarassing in AWIMB

in here, f https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/body-dysmorphia/

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04-19-2018, 02:24 PM

IUFG replied to a thread Disableds kicking off (figuratively) about plastic straws in AWIMB

perhaps their :headwand: could be hollow and double up :shrug:

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04-19-2018, 02:23 PM

IUFG replied to a thread FFS, ECB just leave the game alone! T20 was bad enough!! in AWIMB

they are only trying to make a crushingly dull sport mildly interesting :cricket:

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04-19-2018, 11:32 AM

IUFG replied to a thread sc, Lake District to get it's own currency........ in AWIMB

There's no accounting for taste, b. though that place is taking twee to another level.

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04-19-2018, 11:28 AM

IUFG replied to a thread I must admit that getting sucked out of a plane window doesn't sound much fun. in AWIMB

like a Muslamic martyr?

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04-19-2018, 11:24 AM

IUFG replied to a thread sc, Lake District to get it's own currency........ in AWIMB

Well, yes. Gut it and spend £100k. Sorted.

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04-19-2018, 11:16 AM

IUFG replied to a thread sc, Lake District to get it's own currency........ in AWIMB

I could quite happily cope with that view whilst sitting in that conservatory with the Sunday papers and a bottle wine

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04-19-2018, 11:09 AM

IUFG replied to a thread sc, Lake District to get it's own currency........ in AWIMB

Yes, but think of the money you could make, sc. Buy a house like this one for a mere £330k -...

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04-19-2018, 11:04 AM

IUFG replied to a thread I must admit that getting sucked out of a plane window doesn't sound much fun. in AWIMB

I'm surprised some cúnt hasn't uploaded mobile phone footage of the incident onto Youtube already, tbh

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04-19-2018, 09:58 AM

IUFG replied to a thread lol. Presumably the Donald has a whole army of por ..sorry *adult* movie performers, in AWIMB

corrected that for you, b :thumbup:

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04-19-2018, 09:55 AM

IUFG replied to a thread Talking of supermarkets, what fresh cvntery is this? in AWIMB

it'll be FODMAP menus in pubs next, b. mark my words...

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04-19-2018, 09:51 AM

IUFG replied to a thread Talking of supermarkets, what fresh cvntery is this? in AWIMB

are they uptight, beard sporting, tight-jeaned cúnts, r?

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04-19-2018, 09:49 AM

IUFG replied to a thread Talking of supermarkets, what fresh cvntery is this? in AWIMB

That is because a quinoa burger isn't really a fúcking burger. Quinoa only became 'on trend' ( :puke: ) because some uptight, beard sporting,...

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