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Yesterday, 02:33 PM

Ash replied to a thread Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station in AWIMB

He should definitely be given time before conclusions are drawn, including hopefully a couple of transfer windows with backing. So far some interim...

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Yesterday, 01:50 PM

Ash replied to a thread Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station in AWIMB

He has a chance of staying longer than the manager tbh. Head Coach, whatevs. The longer he's kept out of a crap team, the better he gets.

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Yesterday, 10:52 AM

Ash replied to a thread So does this anticipated Labout split represent the end of the in AWIMB

There are at least four errors here. Not that I can be bothered to point them out or bicker over them. Just sayin'. :thumbup:

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02-16-2019, 04:51 PM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat replied to a thread Good morning Awimb in AWIMB

He really isn't. RIP bueno.

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02-15-2019, 04:23 PM

Ash replied to a thread I’ve watched us when we were **** in the 70s in AWIMB

Let us hope so. We will need to either keep a clean sheet or score three goals. None of which is certain imo.

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02-15-2019, 01:45 PM

Ash replied to a thread "Thousands of schoolchildren in the UK are taking part in climate strikes" in AWIMB

Do you still have your magic stealy-box on your telly btw?

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02-15-2019, 12:07 PM

Ash replied to a thread I’ve watched us when we were **** in the 70s in AWIMB

It is possible for things to have been bad both last year and this year. I can see us winning 2-1 next week.

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02-14-2019, 04:54 PM

Ash replied to a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

:nono: This is nonsense. Ray wrote not only a extraordinary number, but in a great variety of styles, of absolute belters. He also (#whispering)...

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02-14-2019, 03:44 PM

Ash replied to a thread May has played an absolute ****ing blinder here in AWIMB

May's deal is fake Brexit. Vassal status is not leaving the EU, and her capitulation shafts everybody.

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02-14-2019, 03:39 PM

Ash replied to a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

The Pretenders are well known for their Kinks' cover 'Stop Your Sobbing' but I think it is less well known that Ray Davies also wrote 'I go to...

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02-14-2019, 02:32 PM

Ash replied to a thread no more A380's then. in AWIMB

Clash, innit. :music: "I'm flying in on a DC10 tonight" :music: Oh, that's DC10. I expect they all piss in the same pot tbh.

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02-14-2019, 02:14 PM

Ash started a thread There should be a word for That Moment when you realise in AWIMB

that the version of the song you always knew was in fact a cover. :yikes: Just heard 'Denise' by Randy and the Rainbows. After forty-odd years of...

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02-14-2019, 01:28 PM

Ash replied to a thread Monty’s top Valentine’s Day tip for 2019 in AWIMB

And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army. :-| Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion...

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02-14-2019, 11:28 AM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

It is constantly trumpeted that ever rising property prices are a good thing, generally by the property-portfolio-owning classes who dominate the...

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02-14-2019, 09:40 AM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Of course a downwards adjustment is long overdue. If everybody just recognised the reality and put the feckin prices down then things would get...

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02-13-2019, 04:17 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

:nod: Less pedantry. Fewer pedantic posts, and so on.

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02-13-2019, 04:16 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Yes, I thought you were supposed be happily lodged in Margate by now and banging your landlady, in a JMW Turner stylee.

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02-13-2019, 03:14 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was in AWIMB

Long yards you're using there, my friend. :driving: He lives in a small mansion at one end, three doors down from the heath. You live half a mile...

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02-12-2019, 11:37 AM

Ash replied to a thread Well done Dick and the Septic. We've given away a 400k p/w midfielder in AWIMB

I stopped reading most of his dribblings some time ago.

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02-12-2019, 10:29 AM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat started a thread Banksy's dead. in AWIMB

No, not that one. RIP....

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02-11-2019, 03:20 PM

Ash replied to a thread I've taken to writing business emails in a formal, in AWIMB

Of course, it was the CIA itself who invented the pejorative term "conspiracy theory" to be used against anyone questioning the official narrative of...

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02-11-2019, 03:16 PM

Ash replied to a thread Burns Gone in AWIMB

Did Bob do that thing where he breaks the third wall?

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02-11-2019, 12:20 PM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat replied to a thread Awimb diversity. in AWIMB

I think she was a figment of your imagination, T.

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02-11-2019, 12:00 PM

Ash replied to a thread Feels like spring, boys. in AWIMB

If you keep wishing for this apocalypse hard enough, you might even get it.

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02-11-2019, 11:54 AM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat started a thread Awimb diversity. in AWIMB

I remember when there used to be ladies posting on here...vix, Marion, Vieira Spewlett Smasher, LadyG, Trixie, Hillary...now it's just a load of old...

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02-11-2019, 11:40 AM

Ash replied to a thread Feels like spring, boys. in AWIMB

Well, we don't want the poor blighters thinking it's spring and popping their heads out only to have them frozen off in a late Feb mini ice age.

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02-11-2019, 11:03 AM

Ash replied to a thread What is it with fúckin' pilots when they top themselves they can't just do in AWIMB

Is this a cry for help, auld fella? Don't let the beastly bullies on here get you down.

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02-11-2019, 11:00 AM

Ash replied to a thread Feels like spring, boys. in AWIMB

Crocuses were out in Kennington Park on Saturday. Apparently that's what they are called. Purple things, mainly. Temps above 10 degrees for the...

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02-08-2019, 04:17 PM

Ash replied to a thread Summer Transfers - Players Staying / Going in AWIMB

Where is the :glasses: smiley when you need it? Maybe even :typewriter:

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02-08-2019, 02:31 PM

Ash replied to a thread France has withdrawn its ambassador to Italy due to being bantered off with shít... in AWIMB

Pfft. I'm sure it was jolly tough going but I bet it was no Stalingrad imo. It probably wasn't even snowing. :shrug:

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