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Monty found this site about the Festival of London. By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:37:pm   This is clearly south London information, why would one care? (n/t) By: Georg WCHE - :banghead:= retard on 10-Sep-2010 - 12:24:am   I collect paraphernalia from said festival fyi. & WD the pub. (n/t) By: Peeler - Thicko on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:47:pm   nice that they got a five-year-old to draw it (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:40:pm   did a better job than I could do (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:44:pm   It's actually rather good - I was judging it on one piece of the MASSIVE shot I could see (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:49:pm   (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:51:pm

Okay, easy on the abuse - but what the blazes does WUM stand for? (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:32:pm   wind-up merchant (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:35:pm   WTF. Very un-awimbish ( and indeed un LA-ish) reply imo. Are you ok? (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:38:pm   It's all right. I'm having you all banned tomorrow. No one shall hear about it By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:42:pm   May I buy you a pint good sir? (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:45:pm   You're back for now (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:45:pm   xxxx on it's way.. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:48:pm   Hurroo. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:44:pm   Ha! What a dumb tit I am. I wrote Wind Up Merchant not 5 posts ago. :Shame: (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:36:pm   (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:37:pm   My flair for incompetence should never be underestimated! (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:38:pm   And how come you seem to know so much about it? (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:36:pm

sorry Mack my picture posting won't work. By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:26:pm   Am sure it was a classic. Strange consequence of the Pink ban.. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:35:pm   Yeah a recognised classic......................... that I just don't dig man. (n/t) By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:37:pm   Try replacing **** with Pink. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:27:pm   No faking wonder it didn't work, thought my lappy was up the crappy. (n/t) By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:35:pm

I would also like to give a shout out to gooner_85 RIP imo By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:09:pm   Was 60% sure he was a spud WUM, but never 100%. Strange that he got banned for stating my feelings, By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:27:pm   You may do what you wish By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:36:pm   Oh, I know. I'm sure someone could show that ManU and Chavs have won titles with far greater injury By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:42:pm   Probably the best way to go tbf (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:43:pm   It is. Avoid St Tott's day, and I feel like we've won the league. And the injuries will just make By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:47:pm   That was, well. Erm. Worth editing? (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:33:pm   Doubt it in all honesty. It'd interupt my night-time lurk-scroll anyway. (n/t) By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:37:pm   Oi Mods! Ban this WUM,! By: Monk on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:31:pm   Just scrolled down and many of the sensible types are saying the same thing. Though couching it in By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:35:pm   ffs he wasn't banned for saying we have injuries By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:38:pm   I know. Calm down. I said I always thought him a WUM. It's just that the thing that gets him By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:45:pm   If people had ignored him completely it would have been fine By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:47:pm   I know, but as you said about the timing of his posts re:injuries and defeats it was bound to happen By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:51:pm   And arbitrary and capricious. (n/t) By: Monk on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:18:pm   Stop bringing it up ffs By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:18:pm   Do you have some dirt on the Admin team? By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:19:pm   The board will never get to critical mass it really needs without diversity of opinion. By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:25:pm   He was an utter cock - he never engaged in real debate By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:28:pm   I thought he was jus a wind-up merchant alter ego from a regular. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:30:pm   You could say that about any and all of us though, couldn't you, George? (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:32:pm   I don't hide behind alter ego's, I just reserve the right to be an arsehole from time to time (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:35:pm   Whatever, Dave. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:37:pm   Headgear has his critics but, in fairness, he is always ready to listen to reason. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:21:pm   To be fair some of his "critics" are much worse. By: Monk on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:26:pm   I always assumed it was some twat already on here larking about. Same with Mickey Pearce. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:28:pm   It was natural selection. Always been the rules that wums had a limited shelf life By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:21:pm   The thing I noticed with him. Anytime somebody confronts him on being a wum By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:25:pm   He didn't even move my left nut, not sure how he got under everyone's skin. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:22:pm   I guess the fact that he only ever posted after we lost or when someone was badly injured By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:25:pm   Attention seeker. Far easier to quell thirst for attention by being inflammatory. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:26:pm

Shout out to our soldier Tony on lockdown tonight. By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:05:pm   The expression's Bang-Up, not lock-down. The old lags in my experience feel the creeping By: Ganpati's Goonerz on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:18:pm   Well said ! (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:16:pm   Still optimistic I'll see at Cheltenham in March (n/t) By: kilburn_al on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:10:pm   it's actually really put a downer on things since I found out. By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:07:pm   Strangely the remand in custody is probably a good thing. Often judges want to give a 'short,sharp By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:16:pm   Its knocked me for six fash. By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:10:pm   I don't know Tony that well outside of here By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:13:pm   Many a dumb act seemed logical. Shame, he seems to have the talent to not have to cheat others. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:21:pm   I expect i know him like you do. By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:19:pm   He did break the law, knowingly. Though I do wish him a short stay at the grey bar hotel (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:06:pm   Yes. But he doesnt deserve to be where he is. (n/t) By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:09:pm   Why not? Can't do the time - don't do the crime. Simples. (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:12:pm   Did i say he couldn't do the time? By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:16:pm   Little lies we tell ourselves are killing time we do not have. (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:19:pm   Not bad. One of your own invention? (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:22:pm   wanky muse lyric? (n/t) By: Twickers on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:26:pm   Google says it might as well be. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:29:pm   Ha no! (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:26:pm   Those who are lost are misguided. (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:24:pm

been made redundant/not keeping up w/ international footie By: GoonerPEP on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:01:pm   Tough break mate. Hope you screwed them for good redundancy package (or is there such a thing over By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:08:pm   Sorry to hear about the job, glad to hear about FSC (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:05:pm

Name the London landmarks in this photo By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:29:pm   Oxo Tower also (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:13:pm   Can't be. Wrong direction. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:15:pm   The big dome is festival hall ain't it? (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:17:pm   Back to Google for you. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:20:pm   Perhaps it was where the Festival of Britain 1951 was held. (n/t) By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:21:pm   it's bottom left. By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:16:pm   Oh yeah! I was looking top left. Weird...and no river in view. That is confusing. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:22:pm   (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:18:pm   is this a trick question like the Charlton Goal? (n/t) By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:06:pm   It shouldn't be now I've revealed the date (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:11:pm   Battersea Power Station (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:05:pm   It would be nice if the c**t could reveal the landmarks. Or is he just trying to By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:08:pm   Re: Name the London landmarks in this photo By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:54:pm   '1x1 pixel' (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:00:pm   Royal festival hall (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:51:pm   Is it Herds of wildebeast? TC would know (n/t) By: 3rd Generation gooner - sleep deprived on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:50:pm   Millennium Bridge (n/t) By: Anti Aircraft Gunner - Team Manuel on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:34:pm   Make me. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:33:pm   Go on. I'll make it worth your while. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:34:pm   Oooh. Clock Tower of St. Stephens. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:37:pm   The Louvre (n/t) By: Fabregasm on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:32:pm   Millennium Dome. WINNAR (n/t) By: Pioneer on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:31:pm   In 1951? (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:34:pm   Westminster Cathedral (n/t) By: MMR on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:36:pm   Fancy another jab, MMR? (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:37:pm   Just got that! (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:01:pm

Orbital @ Glasto By: IU4G - Kein Trink Wasser on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:25:pm

I've just realised what it is that makes me unhappy about Charles N'Zogbia. By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:25:pm   The name reminds me of that bird from Ethan Frome. Or Bertie Wooster's friend, Nobby. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:31:pm   My wife and I have decided that, should either of us fall into a coma, the way we will determine By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:55:pm   Really?! Well you may be alright as Pettigrew may prompt either of you from the other side. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:01:pm

Anybody seen this documentary - Madness in the Fast Lane? By: eamonn37 on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:18:pm   I used to work with one of the paramedics who attended that scene By: Anti Aircraft Gunner - Team Manuel on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:35:pm   Mental seens. One of the mad bitches killed a poor sod too. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:27:pm   saw that the other day. they way they ran onto the motorway, then got up to fight By: San Antonio on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:22:pm

Just watched shutter island - what the f**k (n/t) By: Tornado on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:07:pm   Sh*ite imho. Just like the other crap Scorsese has made with diCaprio By: Guns 'n' Roses on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:31:pm   departed wasn't that bad it's no infernal affairs (n/t) By: DG (Bears on a Submarine) on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:43:pm   What's troubling you? (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:15:pm   It was pretty disappointing. Good, but not great. (n/t) By: Boulder on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:13:pm   same here watched it last night By: DG (Bears on a Submarine) on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:10:pm   That was clear from the trailer, to be honest. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:49:pm

well done the watermelon imo By: Nicosia Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:04:pm   Why are you reposting CL's clip or is he also on your ignore list? (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:24:pm   Am I? and sorry CL (n/t) By: Nicosia Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:27:pm   what (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:07:pm   You are the king of edits. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:31:pm   Is that bird a friend of yours then? By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:06:pm   I wouldn't mind her being my friend, do you? (n/t) By: Nicosia Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:09:pm   Your comment seems a little harsh (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:42:pm

If you had my kind of cash you'd have more than one place to go-o (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:59:pm

Even though Wayne Rooney got the first goal against Switzerland >>>> By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:43:pm

Ryanair CEO wants to get rid of co-pilots to save money. By: highberries on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:43:pm   My wifes ex husband was a BA pilot. Utter drunkard he was and you know what... By: David Pleat AHADF (Royal Judas) on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:30:pm   he start paying the piolts until they turn on the auto piolts next By: DG (Bears on a Submarine) on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:48:pm   He said..."Maybe a stewardess could be trained to land the plane...in an emergency" By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:47:pm   There's nobody better at getting millions of pounds worth of free publicity By: Brentwood on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:22:pm   he should charge for the air on the plane By: Tornado on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:09:pm

By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:30:pm   The first comment - "Women's faces are designed to take punishment. Coincidentally, so is the back.. By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:44:pm   He's a Canadian - probably wasn't joking (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:46:pm   That's harsh on Celine Dion. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:24:pm   Avril Lavigne (n/t) By: Club Level on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:40:pm   ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (n/t) By: IU4G - Kein Trink Wasser on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:41:pm   She's been watching too many Roadrunner cartoons. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:37:pm

Maybe your baby gone an' made some oth-er plans (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:16:pm   Steveland (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:18:pm   The man gets absolutely no respect nowadays. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:24:pm   It's his own fault for 'I just called to say I love you'. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:28:pm   Even that was redeemed by having Kelly Lebrock on the cover though. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:35:pm   Did you watch Sheperds of the Anus? (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:22:pm   Great band, they were. By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:23:pm   >> By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:29:pm   Well I'll be jiggered! (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:31:pm   Awimb is here to educate and inform. (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:40:pm   Not to mention entertain and enlighten. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:42:pm   Awimber shall speak peace unto Awimber. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:46:pm   lol. I've always wanted to say that in public, out loud. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:16:pm   That's vaguely disappointing (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:25:pm

Obviously it's Arshavin and Chamackattack up front for now! By: Strood on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:39:pm   Eboue on the right (n/t) By: ROO on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:03:pm   We've got Vela and JET too. I think Vela should get a go, keep AA23 where he is best. (n/t) By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:48:pm   played for meh-hee-koh... jetlag... will be knackered By: GoonerPEP on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:07:pm   What position does JET play? Full back? (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:11:pm   indeed. I'm excited for jet. only a certain superficial resemblance to diaby is holding him back. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:56:pm   How on earth do you summon the enthusiasm for such mindless musing (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:51:pm   Arshavin is in brilliant form right now By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:42:pm

What's all this burn a Kerrang day? By: Strood on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:36:pm   I gotta find me one of them Q- rangs or whatever they are By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:49:pm

A Tony C Haiku By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:22:pm   More like By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:33:pm   Ahem. Not a haiku. 'Brilliant' is a three-syllable word. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:30:pm   Brill - yunt. Brilliant. By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:34:pm   Brill-e-unt. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:36:pm   By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:40:pm   the lidl of dictionaries (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:43:pm   All right then, an unimpeachable source By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:48:pm   It's always Germans with you, isn't it. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:48:pm   Look who's talking! (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:51:pm   Merely reminding the honourable gentleman that there is such a thing as copyright infringement. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:54:pm   It's all legitimate within my struggle (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:59:pm   Which struggle is this then? The one against terror, injustice and alcohol-free beer? By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:04:pm   It's all mein - I mean mine .. ahem (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:08:pm   Talking of justice, did you make it to that beer festival in the end? By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:22:pm   I've been to a few - that beer looks familiar but I may not have seen it over here (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:28:pm   I know what you mean. Sometimes life can seem like one long permanent beer festival. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:39:pm   Indeed - only some of them have ukelele bands (n/t) By: Luis Anaconda on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:48:pm

Anyone else here hate Kay Burley ? By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:03:pm   Re: Anyone else here hate Kay Burley ? By: The Level Headed Dossa on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:14:pm   I thought she did a reasonable job against a fired up MP who has good debating skills. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:11:pm   Wd John Toshack (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:05:pm   Hate as in get a fistful of hair and say bad things in her ear while doing the nasty? By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:04:pm

I'm not feeling so bad. we've got a better defence and I think vela will do something. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:37:pm   Probably take a snap shot up Arsene's trouser leg, a la Wilshere. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:05:pm   You heartless bastard By: Blupunter on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:49:pm   Shut up you deathly dull cúnt (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:48:pm   Right back at ya' bud (n/t) By: Mc Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:22:pm   pot. kettle. black By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:10:pm   Why are you calling him a c**t? He is trying to be positive (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:02:pm   Read what he's written. For all it's worth, he may as well have just written "Ngggggggggggggggggg" By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:09:pm   these points were so subtle that you did not appreciate their originality. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:43:pm   Leave me out of this (n/t) By: 'Neg on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:13:pm   But i am also convinced Vela will do something May i remind you that you made By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:12:pm   Lest you forget, I also posted about the merits of dairy milk on special k today. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:17:pm   What happens to the milk on your special K when you add the chocolate? (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:19:pm   I've never tried it, but I don't envisage a problem. By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:22:pm   So what is it you think he is going to do? anything that will make me happy? (n/t) By: 'Neg on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:15:pm   Score with a cheeky chip when we're already 3-0 up By: ROO on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:21:pm   Break Djourou's leg in training. I'll have a party when it happens (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:16:pm   I'll treat you to a big sack of coke if that happens. (n/t) By: 'Neg on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:19:pm   I know! thanks man. it's a welter of haters out there. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:06:pm

so do we slot squillaci in there somewhere to compete vs the boltons, b'hams, stokes? (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:32:pm

NFL Season starts this evening (n/t) By: kilburn_al on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:14:pm   (n/t) By: Maz on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:37:pm   Oh Yeah Baby! By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:08:pm   indeed. just scoped out my gb packers bag. for all that a. rodgers is a fellow cal man. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:53:pm   Going to be a late night but I'm looking forward to it. Saints on the handicap (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:33:pm   You ok mate ? By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:38:pm   Nah final day at current place tomorrow. 2 weeks off and then start end of the month By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:43:pm   Don't start until the 11th of October. By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:52:pm   Yeah -3.5 on sky bet earlier I think. But I'd stick with them regardless. By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:05:pm   Favre ain't near ready for this kind of game at this point in the season By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:14:pm   I'll have a scout for a market. Can't see it on oddschecker although I reckon that's a great bet. (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:17:pm   Hollywood Brady f**ked again (n/t) By: kilburn_al on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:47:pm   Yeah, car crash? What's the story? (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:05:pm   Someone jumped a red light and he plied straight into them. By: Kirton on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:08:pm   Good, sign the contract and put your game head on for this weekend I say. By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:12:pm   Surprised she doesn't want two, one with TO on it aswell. By: Kirton on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:17:pm   No you didn't. I think you were too busy gushing over 'Fletch'. By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:19:pm   He has his own reality show over here. And he is the face of them Reebok zig zag things. By: Kirton on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:26:pm   no that's ochocinco on thoes zigs. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:41:pm   Yeah I've seen his adverts for his programme. Might back coulston first touchdown at 19/2 (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:28:pm   She could get a Chiefs shirt and on the back of it she could put By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:38:pm   She could get her own name and probably get a game. (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:56:pm   I've tried to get into it but haven't been able to (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:16:pm

More important matters. What will happen to Tony C By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:59:pm   It'll be in some large, well-hung, guy's pocket for a few months. Much like Tony himself. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:23:pm   (n/t) By: Nicosia Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:01:pm

Have some sluts AWIMB By: eamonn37 on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:54:pm   I typed in Macarena. They are sluttier than I am given her response! (n/t) By: Fabregasm on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:42:pm   Rubbish. They refused to sing. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:50:pm   I feel cheated. I told them 'rub pussy', they got a stuffed cat out from under the hood. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:21:pm   I told them to "fúck me just how I like it" and they brought out a Brazilian transexual (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:48:pm   thought that was only available with the upgrade? i mean.. i heard thats the case By: GoonerPEP on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:10:pm   Jesus, I didn't expect them to *actually* shit on the floor (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:01:pm   Didn't actually click on the link as I'm watching bbc2 but thanks for the heads up. (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:03:pm   One too many girls for the cup as it's 2:1 innit? (n/t) By: Mc Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:02:pm   I asked them to get naked 3 times and they wouldn't do as i asked. Slags (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:02:pm   They told me you're too skinny for them. Sorry mate (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:04:pm   And hold on a minute. Am i right in saying you're not even 11st? (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:06:pm   My legs lose me at least half a kilo, upper half is by no means skinny. (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:09:pm   So you have the same body shape as me then Although my legs have got slightly By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:11:pm   'Who is the ugly c**t with the big nose who asked me to have a shit?', is what they said to me. (n/t) By: Billy Goat Mates on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:05:pm

hard to turn down?? By: highberries on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:52:pm

Lyon have sacked their physical coach. Too many injured players. By: 'Neg on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:49:pm   Press conference, Friday 4pm. London Colney. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:04:pm   I heard he failed the medical though so no press conference. (n/t) By: Fabregasm on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:43:pm   hmmm (n/t) By: Vlad Hlebly on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:02:pm   We should sign him (n/t) By: Nicosia Gooner on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:01:pm

My hangover is really hitting home now. Unsure as to why it seemed a good idea to buy more wine at By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:15:pm   Gotta be diseeplinned when drunking wyne. Need to chug copious amounts of water at bedtime. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:39:pm   Disciplined and drinking can be hard to get right at times (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:54:pm

Tony C rhyme time, come on we can do better. Here's mine again By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:12:pm   Limerick for Tony C By: Blupunter on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:36:pm   Not bad. Shame he didn't have the foresight to lump a was on your fellas a couple of your ago. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 08:04:pm   (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:16:pm   I thought I got the balance right (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:38:pm

I think melted chocolate on Special K could potentially be quite scrummy (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:11:pm   Add a little Golden Syrup and butter and chill it afterwards. Blob of love IMO (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:13:pm   Monty stoops down to Juicy level. Sad. (n/t) By: 'Neg on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:13:pm

Tribute for Tony. By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:48:pm   Oh, Hang on... Perhaps..... By: 7evens on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:55:pm   f**k it- let's form an awimb posse>> By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:00:pm   No mention of this? By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:08:pm   'I needed money 'cause I had none I fought the law and the law won' (n/t) By: Mack on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:15:pm

Here's my Tony C limerick... By: Sod Sky Sports News OTTness on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:48:pm   That ain't half bad. (n/t) By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:05:pm

Poetry Corner: My Tribute to Tony C By: 7evens on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:38:pm   Poignant, but I prefer rhyme over thoughtfulness By: ArsHarry Balls on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:03:pm   What he said. (n/t) By: Progbook - A Cherry Hill mom who's made a go of it on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:58:pm   here's mine...crying as I type it.... By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:40:pm   :o (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:43:pm   Beautiful (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:38:pm

This bird that sold her story to the papers about Rooney, I can't help but feel she's missed a trick By: Gooner1990 - Gay for Shay Given on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:34:pm   she a celeb now By: DG (Bears on a Submarine) on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:07:pm   Or she'll bank the cash and disappear. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:07:pm   At least Juicy Jen has now sorted her eye brows out Countess Dracula anyone? (n/t) By: chrisgonegoonergeezer on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:42:pm   Hmmm. I'm not sure. NOTW would pay handsomely for this type of tripe, so long as it was proven. By: 7evens on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:42:pm   The thing is, being a prostitute is supposed to include taking vows of poverty and silence. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:38:pm

Has the Tony C thing been revealed to be a gigantic hoax, yet? By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:17:pm   I think whether he has gone down depends on his MMA skills vis a vis his new peers. (n/t) By: Fabregasm on 09-Sep-2010 - 10:44:pm   too soon By: GoonerPEP on 09-Sep-2010 - 11:03:pm   Unfortunately the judge has not seen it as a hoax! (n/t) By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:28:pm   PS: I wonder if the judge is an AWIMB lurker? By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:29:pm   Unfortunatly not a hoax mate. (n/t) By: Gooner1990 - Gay for Shay Given on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:26:pm   Not a hoax although if there's one person who WOULD hoax this, it would be Tony C By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:24:pm   No Time for AWIMB??!!??!! (n/t) By: Chief on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:26:pm   I know. Shocking seens. A new role and an open plan office have deprived me of AWIMBing (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:28:pm   Too busy giving interviews to Sky sports news more like (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:30:pm   Meh to that. They're a slight bit underhanded in their interviewing so I'm reluctant nowadays (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:32:pm   Saw you several months back, being interviewed about some-such outside the stadium. By: Sod Sky Sports News OTTness on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:35:pm   Purpley Fred Perry? I don't think that was me (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:36:pm   I might be wrong about the top but I mentioned on here that I'd spotted By: Sod Sky Sports News OTTness on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:38:pm   You spelt short arse wrong imo (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:39:pm   It's unfair that I'm called short. I can name about ten AWIMBers shorter than me (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:41:pm   I can name one. Maz and probably Frimley. He calls me short yet he's even shorter than me. By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:42:pm   So that's two. Then there's Nicosia, Guildford, Antonio (ish), Ian Harvey, Rob2, HBIN, Creagh By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:46:pm   Same height imo (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:00:pm   shut it dwarf boy (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:42:pm   Haha! You're won of the ten imoooooooo (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:43:pm   Yeah. Twas I. It was dark red and Arsenal. Not purple and Fred Perry. That's what threw me (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:39:pm   Aaaah! It was an old Arsenal polo top from '93 I had on. I think that was in 2006 on BBC (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:37:pm   No. Fair dos. You can see why there might have been a degree of suspicion, though. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:25:pm   Absolutely! He lives quite the lifestyle so it's understandable that things are taken with a pinch By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:27:pm   Indeed. A call for character witnesses for a man with so many characters only added to the confusion (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:29:pm   Were it not for the judge monitoring his IP address, he'd have tried using his aliases too imo (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:30:pm   good word (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:28:pm   Have you cut your hair yet, ya little drunk shitbag? (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:29:pm   yeah I had a little trim about a month ago, looks beautiful imo (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:31:pm   Good good. About what about on your head? (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:33:pm   no, still long (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:34:pm   Perhaps life itself is one day to be revealed as a gigantic hoax. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:21:pm   potd (n/t) By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:19:pm   (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:22:pm   Oh, I see I timed that to perfection. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:19:pm   Raced away to the boundary. (n/t) By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:20:pm

Sorry I missed the day shift . Verdict in on Tony>>>>>>>>>> By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:14:pm   Hate this for Tony! By: Hi-C on 09-Sep-2010 - 09:18:pm   (n/t) By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 07:00:pm   Ignore! (n/t) By: HomerJ on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:53:pm   sad seens (n/t) By: The Rob2 - Free Tony C! on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:21:pm   By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:20:pm   Are you able to shed a little light on what he actually did now? (n/t) By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:20:pm   The truth is only a couple of people know the details By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:23:pm   He's told me in detail what he did..... By: Gooner1990 - Gay for Shay Given on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:25:pm   You definitely shouldn't. It's still an ongoing case (n/t) By: Shave_the_No.6 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:31:pm   Probably not. (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:27:pm   You may as well, what's done is done, he's been sentenced now... Also, will help us all avoid making By: Rich on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:27:pm   Cheers for the update. Poor T (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:24:pm   I believe it's to do with some form of money laundering but I may be wrong. (n/t) By: Monk on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:21:pm   Oh dear. (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:17:pm

This Theo injury has genuinely pissed me off. I'm pwopah angry. By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:04:pm   Lets be honest Diaby is going to shit on bolton :onlylookatthingsonagamebygamebasis: (n/t) By: Steve-OH on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:10:pm   Actually I have a 'feeling' about a potential Vela-Chamakh hook up. By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:13:pm   It could only improve the place, to be honest. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:11:pm   I fear for our players getting injured whenever they play a match. Like dropping a glass on concrete By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:07:pm   Just as he was doing the f**king business. He's another RvP (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:06:pm   Join the f**king queue! (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:05:pm   Can't two of you be angry at once? (n/t) By: Monty91 on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:07:pm   He's just copying me. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:09:pm   Re: He's just copying me. By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:15:pm   Nice font. Are you not liking it? Which one are you reading? (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:16:pm   Flashman and the Tiger? Blowitz is in it. So far, (n/t) By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:19:pm   You've started backwards, you buffoon! By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:21:pm   I only read the Chinese one and that only because Hope-Grant and Gough were in it. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:23:pm   Oh, that's a good'un, too, actually. Hope Grant was in it. Gough, however, was in Flashman and The By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:27:pm   Ah, yes. That's right. Perhaps I read two then. By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:33:pm   there was one in my Dad's house so I just picked it up. I'll be ok. (n/t) By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:22:pm   SWITZER FÚCKING CÚNTING PRICKING PISSING SHÍTTING GASHING JESUS CHRISTING MOTHERFÚCKING LAND!!!!!!!! (n/t) By: bert01. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:07:pm   Don't blame the Swiss. It's his own fault for his simpering "I really want to prove my worth to Mr By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:09:pm

A Trance tribute to London I have made if you want to have a listen >> By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:01:pm   You need to do a trance song about all our injured players... . (n/t) By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:08:pm   Good idea. What would I call it? 'LTM - Hopeless Medical Team' ??? (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:16:pm   " Go'D" Is Not Great. (n/t) By: redgunamo on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:26:pm   "Doctors and the medics" - - No that was a band... (n/t) By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:24:pm

What is your favourite standard Font on your computer? By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:54:pm   Jimmy Carr once asked me the same question whilst heckling me (n/t) By: «« igotdamaged »» on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:04:pm   (n/t) By: John Bunnell - Putting The Bad Guys In Jail. on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:02:pm   Calibri's good. I quite like Cambria. But I still have an old-fashioned liking for Times New Roman. (n/t) By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:02:pm   no, come on, be serious. it's obviously new courier. (n/t) By: e.g.autos (birth, job, wanking, death, more death) on 09-Sep-2010 - 06:09:pm   Without question, Times New Roman has by far the best name By: Peter on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:08:pm   Yeah. It's clunky and, if you look at a page, it sort of looks like the printers have f**ked up. By: Berni on 09-Sep-2010 - 05:13:pm   Wingdings. (n/t) By: 71 Guns - Alanzinho's no 2 fan on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:59:pm   Jesus H Christ, Fash. (n/t) By: 2020 - Champion Tipster 2009 on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:59:pm   I can't seem to find that one (n/t) By: Fash on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:59:pm   Tahoma! (n/t) By: Hendon Gooner (Another Groundhog Season Looms ) on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:57:pm   I liked comic sans when I was younger but I'm more of an Arial man now. (n/t) By: Norn Iron on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:56:pm   Book Antiqua (n/t) By: creagh on 09-Sep-2010 - 04:56:pm

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