Ive decided to go to Germany to watch the Cologne vs Arsenal pre season friendly

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I will dress in my full SS uniform of course in keeping with Germany's glorious history. I am literally fully erect at the thought of me barking out orders in German dressed as Himmler http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif

[Rich]

They do some magnificent beers over there, I'll give you that.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

They have small terracing sections so will select that option. Post game I will snub my fellow gooners of course and mix with the locals. I am looking forward to the local Beers and Pork with crackling.

[Peeler]

Ecquadorian fans - dazzling in their national shirts and (obviously) all coked up to the eyeballs with 100% pure marching powder.
I managed to trade my England shirt for a couple of Keys of the forementioned yayo and dont really recall much of the tournament thereafter*
Anyway - my real point is its a piece of piss getting to Cologne on the Eurostar imo

*slight Richesque embellishment may have been added to this anctedote

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I think I would prefer the train. What about Hotel location?

[pjlincs]

[NOT Nicosia. Now banned.]

[Rich]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[NOT Nicosia. Now banned.]

http://i2.listal.com/image/1741923/500full.jpg

Really?


I wonder if Pjlincs's last holiday featured a tour of Fred West's house.

[Rich]

[Peeler]

http://www.seat61.com/London-to-Paris-by-train.htm#Fares

Stop off for a few Stellas and re-application of goosefat (Im assuming your combining some kind of protest and travelling naked)
Then straight through to Cologne - probably just as quick as flying far less hassle too.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]