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Anyone fancy an ice cream?
The periodic table of irrational nonsense.
Jesus wept, on his way to Sunderland, BIG mistake imo
Murray stole that. Getting battered but somehow managed to get the ball up the other end,
Jesus wept...
Jesus. Sunderland actually gave the job to Di Canio
KEVIN WARE....gruesome
Textbook prediction as usual by the boy Modd, Clive...
GameOfThronesWIMB - Wonder if all the ISPs around the world are ready for the mass downloading...
Q do you think Suarez would get away with Gervinhos goal celebration?
Famous Movies / TV quotes, I am sure you can come up with some good ones
We want the to win don't we?
Has anyone already pointed out how good Ramsey has been recently? Cazorla PotY without a doubt
Cole looks like he's knacked his hamstring
Cole out?
It's proven, fascists show more sportmanship
resumption of stream below. movie lines: damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Will it stop fecking raining in Houston
Just got back from the Red Sea
Baseballs back baby! Go sox/mets
Well f**k my old boots what a goal
'I would like to give him a punch,' says Man City manager
Lol epic miss...
Pretty mean bald spot on RVP
Well f**k my old boots what a save
Rapist c**t
Good result for Arsenal if Chelsea win.
The Walking Dead.
C'mon extra time!
Fascist or not, his act of sportmanship
This seems perfectly sane and just to me
TOUGH BREAK YO
The collected wisdom of Swiss Toni.
Walcott back next w'end, not sure if that's good news or indifferent.
Give the missus an authentic porking >>>
Bristol's finest - Eats Everything has done a great job on this remix of Breach - 'Let's Jack'
Hurry up 'arry!
QPR
theres been a murder
DENCH
So people are really saying Di Canio shouldn't have a job because of his political beliefs? Jesus
Game of Thrones in 90's style...
Finally watched Django Unchained last night - doesn't come close to Inglourious
No double at least
Post nasal drip is a c**t imo
ha! arshavin to la galaxy. such is the room-hour.
Good Morning Awimb. I hope you all had a nice Easter Break.
Colin ****er gone.
Right, come on then, own up.......which of you said we should sign Samba?
what an odious young man he has turned out to be ... good riddance and all that imvho
Brighton v Palace rivalry
Can't be true....Can it???
I am still looking for a WBA spare, yes I know, already tried the ticket forum
I think what's great about the Kim dynasty is what they've done for dictator hair.
Wenger said the other day that our poor record in 'big' games this season is surprising
Word on the (cobbled northern) street is O'Neill for Leeds
Can I also just say- arteta, that is how you take a penalty
I've been watching a lot of Aircrash investigation. And I noticed
Can i assume that we all read the interview on bbc with david elleray
Is Rodgers really such a laughing stock?
Wenger told me that if Cesc left, I would stay, but Kroenke wanted the money
Scientest claims to have predicted the Grand National winner
Monty, do you think Cavani is more of a 9.5 than a 9?
I've been watching a lot of Arsenal games. And I noticed
Well, I think Mo has conclusively proved today that he's Mixtote, not Bunnel.
Quick straw poll of who thought Cazorla's 'assist' for Gervinho
Was it Colin ****er who was managing Sheff Utd for the Kanu goal?
Football phrases that simply don't work at all as double entrendres
What's that pub near covent garden that sells 500 odd beers from around the world?
Can we just rewind a bit to the weekend discussion of Bronies?
This is brilliant. Wd this man.
not a bad performance, but a typical one
Wait, does 71g's lad have special 'f**king music' or is it just f**king music?
Ibra
Did you know that?
Killer.
Messy c**t
Song & Cesc having a great game. btw, great play from PSG. I'm enjoying this.
It's almost as if the internet needs to invent NSFW warnings (below)
Messi scores but what an absolutely sublime pass from Alves
C'mon PSGui !
Beer made with Oysters?
Beckham's impact on the game?
Oh f**k, he can grow a beard, got to be a winner.
Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll
Fabregas on for Lionel could result in a messy situation for Barca.
The reason behind Gervinho's sudden recent success, reading is a crap team.
The one thing I will always credit Wenger for is not signing Beckham....ever
Even Juventus being utterly outclassed by Bayern
The wave of Gary Neville love-in action amazes me, Keane is just imperious
ZLLLLATTTTTANNNN!!!!
Get in Zlatan!
Delightfully offside.
Glad to see those two Barca players back from the dead.....
Alves with his hair, takes me back >
Cesc up front
That finish from Zlatan! What a man.
Well done the ref, you can always trust them to deliver the goods.
Looked for it, fell for it. Brainless keeper.
Have that you cheating little mugs!
YESSSSSSS! f**k YOU BARCA
Bigging up Becks.
They let a dude called Blaise mug them
Our next keeper
Remember, when Rooney, Lampard, Bale or Owen do that it is fine
f**ked alloy wheel, so I ring the dealers and apparently they're £400 a pop...
Search Beckham for England on Twitter for some fun. #spastics
Does this rival some of Rich's 'efforts'?
Question of the day - is Swindon full of fascists?
Was I the only one watching Bayern?
It's the silly things I sometimes find amusing...
Clive Tyldesley & Andy Townsend really get on this bloke's tits...
Bayern must be favourites to win the CL....german efficiency..
Wow, just wow. I mean, it's a great memorial to those six kids I guess
Tevez has got 250 hours community service.
How f**king awful is that Barca away kit. Well early 90's
It appears that Brignton fans received homophobic abuse at 57% of their games
Aren't gala fans mean f**kers? Cornering a few tv pundits for predicting a madrid win
I'd like to clarify my lack of Shelf putting up ability.
Guys....I made a funny below!!!
Is there such a thing as safe youtube download s/w? free of course
Mick Philpott is said by Police to have been obsessed with sex...
What you know, is wrong.
Anybody got into this Genes Reunited malarkey? My old dear asked me to look into it for her...
Apparently I'm 'Technical Middle-class' whatever that is
Breaking news, read all about it!
Want one
Anyway, everyone knows that the true indication of class is whether you shovel up your peas
Hang on, j. That Mail front page may be in dubious taste, but it's hardly inaccurate, is it?
Genes Reunited is great. I seem to have two distant relatives called Fferdinando Langworthy.
This should silence all you non appreciative, ungrateful *******s.
Tried Ice Ale for the first time today Never, ever again
won nil! and the accumulator lives on
Forza Borussia! Champions Elect.
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Benzemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
going amsterdam end of the month, any tips/stories I should know awimb?
I'm quite up for watching North Korea get blown off the map by the US and South Korea tbh.
I just spent £50 to have somebody put up a shelf
Think I'll watch Malaga v Dortmund.
Joaquin used to be f**king amazing on Football Manager. Why is he now at Malaga?! What happened?
Few days left of MSN Messenger Skype looks a pile of c**t
This has to be a still worth a repost
Hopefully Gotze's cack finishing will take his value down by a few quid.
75% tax passed in france on footballers salaries. lots of business to be done this summer by the
Ibrahimacarroll had to get one eventually.
British investigative journalism at its finest >>>
lol
It's terrible when you get links mixed up
Glass of Rioja to celebrate another of my teams beating the Turks
Cancer is a ********, Iain Banks less than year.
If I had a say in it I'd slap a tax of £40,000 per paying machines at every supermarket and shop
Yay, we're still doing custom tags!
Sox/ Yankees tilt in twenty mins lads
just watched stiches
Mick Philpott set fire to his house as part of a campaign to get a larger house...
I can't figure out why polygamy is illegal. If a guy is stupid enough to want 2 mothers in law
The most obnoxious teenager on Instagram
So Boston, are you enlisting to fight the North Koreans
You gotta hand it to our Joey Excelled himself nicely.
I find it impossible to stick to my own monthly budgets.
GamesWIMB - well I sacked off watching footy last night to play Bioshock Infinite
We are probably closer to thermonuclear war than at any time since the end of the Cold War and yet
I saw a couple of bores on the TV today who are only buying British products for a year or something
Isn't the hashtag thing really a rip off of what Awimb has being doing for years?
Seems like an appropriate time to post this
Got my summer beach wear sorted.
Snow joke, this weather. Just as well the government are
Do we really have these Nuclear subs? I assume we didn't develop or Nuclear capabilities further
Would AssociationWimb. TOTTENHAM
Georgette Clinton claims Arsene Wenger is in league with Aliens
Are we doing nuclear war today then? This is all you need to know lads...
No Adidas kit deal then. :baghead:
dortmund wasteful last night
Philpotts gets life but could come out in 15 years and I bet he will
Nicki Minaj is a c**t.
Rhod Gilbert?
I was thinking the other day that Rice Krispie Multigrain Shapes really are the sand in the Vaseline
Would it be unreasonable to wish that the 'Arsenal fans' wishing death on Aaron Ramsey on Twitter
I bloody knew this idea had legs, should have set this site up
Do you think Mick Philpott ever thought to himself that the whole 'council estate lothario' thing is
So, berni, if it isnt too personal a question, what the f**k are you doing here?
WHO DO YOU THINK 66/1
Berni, whilst you're here.....thoughts on the upcoming Ashes series?
He's got a face like a toddler
Brilliant, just made an excellent typo
Sth Korea say that this mid-range has moved but it's not aimed at the US
Awimb is nearly back to it's best imo. This can only be down to Berni's return.
so.....who watched the Great British Sewing Bee then?
Everybody has changed their names I don't know who is who anymore
In order to amuse myself whilst looking stupid I told my boss that all the letters I have sent
Love this, love it - if only for the URL (suitable for work)
In the tradition of me asking Awimb advice on everything. What is the best way to pack a suit
Van Persie having a tought time at Manure according to Fergie.
I guess this puts our slightly inclement weather into perspective. Just speaking to my friend in
Speaking of dead things on roofs, look at this macabre image that greeted us as we arrived at an
Mini golf...
It's impossible to witness your own blood wound turn black without assuming you're dying
do you lot have an equivalent of craigslist over down there in london, england? I know there is a
Basel look super fit. wd Novartis imo.
Any chance of some Chelsea or Tottenscum injuries tonight?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Scott Parker
Scotty
Spurs 2 nil
Kazan doing their part, got a goal back at Chelsea
I guess we want Chelsea to stay in the Uefa since they'd have a good chance of
Hearing that Roger Ebert has passed away
So was Etokko injured as well then?
This is an excellent place if you are anywhere near Shackleford
How lucky are the , should have been well behind but they'll get through now
another injury
yes
Haha I just laughed very very loud!
Thank you injury gods
Bale
MONKEY DOWN
bye bye bale broken leg
That really is very unfortunate, nobody deserves that, lets hope he is back next season
That looked very bad for Bale.
Andy Townsend seems ready to cry
hope bale has broken leg
Couldn't have asked for much more tonight. The Bale injury is great news.
:productive evening:
Footballers that sound like cars anyone?
top four is ours for certain now
Any chance Bale was faking it a bit? It might only be a badly bruised ankle, few days out.
On twitter "Tottenham out for the rest of the season"
Shame about Le Toon, would be good if they were in Europa final 4 days before playing us
Hunting the furry Triangle
There are times when I miss SIMB Dreadfully unsporting of them to go off air imo.
Spurs season ends, as it happened
Highlights just starting on ITV, I am sure there'll be an update
Watching the Spuzz highlights. I think I actually prefer ITV taking the piss out of Arsenal being
gary lineker crying on twitter
Scum v Toffees this weekend: is draw now the best result for us?
Look at the angle of his foot at 0:10
Am I right in thinking that 6th won't get into Europe unless Chelsea win FA Cup?
just watched sky news and saw philport neighbour who
lets enjoy this one more time
basel finishing was awful tonight
'sappenin, hustlas.
Harsh penalty on JT tonite,imo
So, what have I missed?