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- Mildly amusing story from the Stoke v City game
- Well this is all getting f**king depressing, isn't it? Shirely we must be doing something?
- Oh we'll Gervinho is back soon and Squillaci is a step closer to the first team.
- Arsenal working hard to sign left-back before deadline. Likely to happen. Never say never on Villa
- i herd wenger is in spain trying to by a villa :(
- Anzhi close to agreeing £34m deal for Willian from Shakhtar
- Everton about to sign Barnsleys left back. Leighton Baines is ours.
- Everton have signed a new LB. Welcome to Arsenal Leighton Baines
- WELCOME TO ARSENAL, LEIGHTON BAINES
- Leighton Baines is official.
- Baines for 12m. brilliant Arsene.
- Anyone got a good recipe for squirrel?
- Deal has fallen through. Baines wanted 4 year deal, but we only offered 2, until he turns 30
- On awimb if somebody posts a transfer rumour which posters do believe more than others?
- f**k Me!!!!!!!!! Messi AND Ronaldo. Nice one Arsene
- stop f**king about and give me some sauces.
- Who is "Leighton Baines"?
- Becks All his wages at PSG are going to charity. What a guy
- Have we signed Dean Ashton yet?
- Bought some exotic mushrooms in my ocado shop the other day - gonna make a ham and 'shroom
- Our full-backs will be almost symmetrical
- Monreal to Arsenal from Malaga apparently ¤10m
- So we might get three signings! This Nacho man, a tall centre half from Bilbao and David Villa if
- Malaga are still in the Champs League right?
- Wenger has just driven out from the training ground.. off to sign Baines
- We are so desperate for a CB, LB & CF that we omit the need of a 2nd keeper...
- I definitely don't like the look of this Monreal.
- Where does this leave Gibbs in the short term (apart form being injured)? Nacho is very good.
- Has anyone mentioned the FA fax machine yet?
- Jeeeez you guys, just relax will ya
- I hope the deal isn't finalised until Jim starts his shift at 8pm.
- Ah, Baldrick. Allow me to introduce you to our new signing ... The Great Bong!
- What happened to that 30m bid a few weeks back? I'd love to know who it was if it actually happened.
- Santos on way to gala.
- Monreal: Tidy, well-positioned, decent on ball, steady full back. I like him.
- BBC saying he's in London. £8.5m the fee
- Interesting
we have been in talks since last week
- Arsenal's activity in the lead up to 'pools 1st goal looked like the Keystone Cops.
- So, will there be any more after Nacho? Arsene did say he wanted two...
- If we sign David Villa I will for sure
- Happy to get a new LB. Gonna be some cracking Nacho songs, but its a panic buy
- Nacho and Monreal is the same guy
- You don't really believe we'll sign that Monreal guy, do you? Santos is the future
- Nacho looks like a fusion of Crouch and Modric
- I'm receiving preliminary reports Jesús Navas is on his way.
- Wearing my sombrero to work tomorrow if we sign Nacho
- Is ryank an ITK? He tells me that the Villa deal will be done tonight
- Stoke fans, f**king hell :shock:
- He's passed the medical
- Won't this Nacho fella be cup tied in the champions league, when it resumes?
- I'm home early to revel in our qualitiee super talented signings
- This Spanish contingency is looking **** hot. Santi, Nacho, Villa this summer. THEN CESC
- Malaga have signed nachos replacement according my sources at Ssn
- Spending 10m on a left back, we need a DM PLEASE
- I bet Santos was well happy when he heard Nachos were on the way.
- x2 more defenders a goalie and DM midfield to go please ..
- f**king state of these Stoke c**ts on SSN. Ugly isn't the word.
- AW furious with Par Dieu. has signed all the frogs, we have to go to Spain!!!
- Dont nachos usually follow a Bong?
- GeoffArsenal saying a CB and a GK are possibilites that's it. I don't trust that c**t after Cavani.
- nacho nacho man.. i want to be a nacho man
- Isn't Muamba on a free?
- REINA TO ARSENAL?????
- do you want to see a nacho golazzo. of course you do >>>>>
- Spanish Sauces
- Villa will come. Think about it Arsenal don't like to waste money
- Oddythingy going to qpr. The only club ever to accumulate more players than their crowd attendance.
- This Nacho bloke has a touch of the Peter Crouch look about him
- Rumours of a ch as well.
- Jenas to qpr. Bunch of c**ts.
- Sum faint murmurs of us going for skeleton berg
- Amorebieta rumoured.
- We are swooping
- I see Spurs are signing Damiao again. Is he this windows Moutinho?
- Twitter says Reina signed and Villa flying in ..
- If we sign Monreal it will kill Santos.
- Owen Hargreaves to holby city
- FFs they have just wheeled out Stokes elite Mong force.
- Ssn .....Arsenal...The only deal folkes. Goodnight.
- ooooh, who has triggered the Diame clause
- Official bid for Diame has been made but they don't know which club it is, bet you is
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Wenger's legendary warchest is officially open!
- I'd kill myself if I was from Stoke.
- Ive just thought. Yesterday there was a room in which both Becks and Giroud were naked
- Check the c**t to the left of the reporter. f**king zombie
- Them Stoke muppets on SSN . Like they've never seen a camera before.
- Villa at the emirates
- Errrr it's still Ribery vs Santos
- Nacho man
- Afobe is like a new signing
- Diame to Arsenal
- I see Spurs are now not signing Damiao. Every window
- Odemwingie literally parked at Loftus Road, this is superb
- so when do we start getting nervous that we're not gonna sign Nacho then
- f**k me Simon Jordan looks like an even bigger tart than usual.
- Manchester City offered 17m pounds for David Villa today, and Arsenal 12m, but were rejected
- Have we signed any 'panic buy' dross defenders yet? Or are we getting a good one this time?
- Are we just going to put Arshavin down now that we can't get rid?
- TVadwimb. There has been a car ad on lately which shows three SUV's
- Stoke chanting USA...someone must have thrown them a dictionary.
- I had to unfollow Gooner4Life on Twitter... A truly despicable man.
- SSN "Arteta to go"
- I love you all..but this place turns into a hysterical pile of gash on window day ffs
- Danny Mills on SSN very rational. We should sign him unless we can get Gary Neville
- Gary Hooper stuck on the tarmac at Glasgow airport as Celtic are refusing to sell
- Werent we interested in Odemwingie alledgedly. Maybe he was looking for the Emirates and went to ask
- Lots of Twitterers saying Arsenal and Barca have agreed a fee of £15million for David Villa.
- Peter Odemwingie is 'somewhere in London'.
- Jim white struggling in the most boring non event in window history.
- "In a surprise move DJ Campbell has pitched up at Blackburn"
- In major news Gary hooper not going to Norwich. Lets get our studio guests to discuss
- Look are we f**king signing him or not. i've already ironed on the first few letters on my shirt
- Bored. Got to train to London and back tomorrow
- There is no way we are going to sign anyone, I am convinced of this, we would have done it by now
- Saw this on twitter. Harry at the entrance to Loftus Road when Odemwinge arrived
- I am fed up with this ****. Why twice a year I waste an evening of my life watching SSN
- Lights off, nobodys home
- Gibbs, Santos and Taco, this just seems stupid, when we have serious problems on other parts
- from bbc sport
- QPR are hilarious. Probably still going to get relegated.
- Did Stoke throw in 50 towels with the Delap deal?
- Santi with Nacho
- Where did M'Vila finally end up? Or is he still having his medical with us?
- What number will Nacho get then? 17?
- Lopez substituted by A.Madrid
- Nacho, Nacho Man!
- So is Santos still going to have Robben in his pocket?
- amusing background action on the norwich piece on ssn
- AST c**ts already engaging in full meltdown on twitter as we have only signed a left back
- Won't Nacho be cup tied for the CL?
- Cuenca (Barcelona) to Ajax
- Sushi
- Is Arshavin a big superstar in Indonesia or something? I am selling an old shirt
- The reporter at Norwich would get it imo
- the new back 4: nachos, gringos, formloss, cantcross.
- ****ers outside sperz training ground. ugly scenes.
- Wenger: Ok, lads our scouts are exhausted as Newcastle signed all their targets. Who knows anyone
- Sources tell me some soppy c**t is going to slap me
- 5live : Arsenal preparing to announce signing of Nacho
- Who's this guy?
- Villa to City?
- Official: the ugliest gate side crowd gatherings on transfer day...
- SSN studio guests. A Gay Gordon Ramsay and Niall Quinn
- Its official on Arsenal.com Nacho Monreal agrees to join Arsenal
- Nacho is on arse.com now
- very happy we didn't panic and sign garbage for the sake of
- Welcome to Arsenal - Nacho!
- Man City signed a player called Godsway!
- Oh I believe I broke that story on AWIMB
- Jenas still looks like a teenager
- So does signing Nacho mean the "killing" of Jenkinson's career at Arsenal?
- who funds stoke? always buying players.
- We arent really much better off than we were at kick off yesterday are we?
- We could have really done with a RB tbh. Sagna is utter ****e.
- What is this 'twitter' nonsense you all perpetually speak of?
- Only 6M for Nacho is that a bargain or reflective of a low quality product?
- Nacho is very well thought of in Spain, Graham Hunter and Christian Machowski
- Had this scene in my head for the last few hours
- Jesus wept, AST statement on the transfer window, how many people does AST represent?
- OK, I've avoided all the hullabaloo so far but now the windows closed
- 'that left andre santos as their only recognised left back.' the bbc and its dry humor.
- Phew, busy day for 'Arry. Here's some of the highlights
- These overpaid pricks have no conscience BB
- Going to be a tad uncomfortable for Odemwengie at training tomorrow I'd say
- Sky say Monreal agreed personal terms.
- Harry in Rymans buying brown paper bags.....
- Afobe back instead of Chamakh.... yes please
- I hope the Nacho buy is a better deal deal than Santosser's.
- The human thumb is a Spurs fan!
- This could be a great team, if only they weren't drilled into
- What must we base his song on?
- Santos time!
- Wenger: "Gibbs out for 4-6 weeks", i.e. back next season
- Peter Odemwingie Everything that is wrong with football today
- So is 4th nailed on now?
- Well done Wenger for last nights quality buy (based on the experts).
- Wenger is an idiot and this is why
- mong, Tony Evans of the Times "If Monreal is that good why did Malaga let him go?"
- Oh ffs>>
- Police release bizarre 999 calls.
People are fcuking thick!
- Having watched an online highlights reel of our new signing, I can confirm that he is
- Jesus wept
- knew Wenger was lying about the 3 week injury>>
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- so anyone a member of the AST then?
- On the Ignacio, Ignassi, Iggy thing below
- I'd just like to be the first person to post this:
- Do we all agree Odemwingie is the thickest footballer is in the history of the PL?
- I can't quite decide if this two-way tussle should count as a classic?
- It would be a be a bit **** if the trend in Spain and Brazil etc for players to be known by nickname
- So,that's an Ignacio and an Ignasi we have on the books now
- OK, claret time.
- Nacho Monreal
- Nice shot of Nacho taken by Per
- Heterosexual men eye up other men's physical qualities from their dance moves.....
- A decent transfer window for us. Walcott stays and a nice new shiny left back
- Have to admit I'm sad we did sign old Getting Bong :(
- Some nice data on the transfer window, good to get some context
- "Move along, people. Nothing to see here"
- So is Gibbo getting cortisoned up for Bayern?
- Judging by the comments I think Afobe looks a great prospect>>
- How many targets did Harry finally manage to hit with his scattergun?
- Hmmmmm
- What ballet was it, HomerJ?
- So Nacho will be wearing the No. 17 shirt, any good players previously owned this number?
- So, now the squad's finalised for the rest of the season, do you think we'll get a 4th place trophy?
- Friday afternoon quiz: What reason did HomerJ give for missing the game on Wednesday night?
- Has anyone arranged a lunch for tomorrow?
-
Were only making plans for Nacho
- Two people from Harry Potter or something on the bus
- Look at those legs We are playing stoke too
- So, apparently they were offered 15M Euros for Nacho, but in installments. Arsenal had cash
- Lewis the legend!
- HomerJ - ignore those philistines. Maz - I've met the guy who set up Ballet Boyz. Good bloke imo
- Nacho's first interview definitely worth watching, fingers crossed he plays tomorrow
- and we have bloody Lineker as our footballer presenter :baghead: ====>
- Errr lads...that Math teacher in Colorado and her twitter photos
- Life isn't fair.
- Ballet
I feel he'll be a natural, a la Sivinho and will be a crowd pleaser. Stoke would be cruel baptism
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- So a deal was in place to sign nacho in the summer anyway...just brought forward 'cause of Gibbs i
- Where the **** is everyone ffs?
- I really need to stop drinking now if there's any hope of staying awake for the soccerball/eggchasin
- a fine testimonial if anyone is thinking of a personal injury claim
- Gay Becks fans should note his support for the Qatar world cup.
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if you're off to the emirates tomorrow!
- Sh*t, I just realised QPR play at home with an early KO and I need to drive down the A40 - I am off
- The wife says we shall have nachos for lunch today
- Lostticketwimb I cant find my f@cking season ticket anyone know how easy it is to get a duplicate
- Hopefully Wilshere will be as good as Cleverley one day
- Daniel Levy offered £13m for Leandro even though he had a contract with a buyout of £42m, I guess is
- Although the avocado paste thing is rather toothsome.
- Ayewimb, is this bad or funny?
- Have QPR got a plan or are they just randomly buying overpriced players?
- I discovered Jesus, last night....... Sweet Baby Jesus, to be precise
- Arsenal Team lineup for today?
- No Santi today (according to some randomer of twitter)
- Wales score! 3-20.
- Terrible name but I like that Snodgrass lad for Norwich...tidy little player imo
- No Podolski and Cazorla
- The Welsh comeback begins! 10-30.
- Any Awimbers drink in the tolly anymore or is it for tourists?
- Giroud should target Huth.....suffered a bad head wound last week
- Toffees, We need all the help we can get this season.
- Who is playing at left back today?
- Can't believe Diaby's playing over Ramsey. It's madness!
- I do feel a little sorry for Santos, one game, then next game back on the bench. Obviously in
- Malaga are a better passing side than Arsenal
- f**k me this is dull.
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