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Dier makes Shawcross look graceful and intelligent
That was definitely coming
Looooooooooool!
Our hopes now rest with...Jamie Vardy
I mean, at least that one guy will likely escape being killed.
Did Hoddle actually just say ' That's the beauty of having Dier in that midfield '
There has to be a real chance of a Tottenham disgracing his country by missing a pen
Damn it!
Pickford and Ospina made some big saves there
Fvcking **** ass Arsenal goalie!
I was ready to start hating them all again
Sir Gareth Southgate...who would’ve bet on that after 96?
I would say i can't lose but i shall continue flying the Swedish flag.
Looooool @ the Colombians destroying the penalty spot during the game
Glenn Hoddle just said “We’re a good passing team”
A bit random but...Elneny on a Unicorn :shrug:
The greatest trick Southgate has pulled is in creating what is basically a carbon
I have something to announce to Awimb.
Also Harry Maguire is basically Lennie from Of Mice and Men
Carl Jenkinson is going to have a great season for us.
Doubt he'll give a toss but Harry Kane is well on the way to winning the worst
What's the word on the street regarding these two people that have mysteriously
Pickfords amazing save.
Of course last night’s drama shouldn’t have happened if the lad had been sent off
On a train up north. The sky’s a weird, grey colour.
Imagine you had the biggest, fluffiest cat in the world.
When you've all stopped billing and cooing over Charlie's confounded pussy cat, I
I am working with an american lady who is using vocal fry, uptalk and injecting the
BreakfastWIMB
Nothing to see here, just a shirtless man in combat trousers and a leather dog collar
I see Pokster has a new friend
Burney - you seem to have closed that thread, but re the avocado
Gin though. Isn't it a bit, you know...thin? Like a nice drink of water.
I'm off to Lords in a moment for the T20 London Derby
Anyone been watching the misadventures of Romesh Ramganathan.
I went on a proper first aid course yesterday.
'Flat pack mugs'
Jogging again, and about damn time. There used to be this very fit poster on here,
Lunch
Solid Wood Dinning Table
Quarterfinal Thoughts....
Classy glancing header that
What a save from Homo Lloris...but what about Godin’s follow up
Butterfingerssssssssssss
FAO: Uruguay
He’s coming home (for his medical), he’s coming home (for his medical)
Lol Uruguay players crying as soon as Butterfingers worked his magic
Brazil could get another thumping here. Like Germany 2014
Marcelo chasing after Hazard there loooooool
What a ****ing game
Bairstow going well in the T20
Thus fell the mighty Brazil.
Man that Terry Benedict is a savage
Most of the Swedish squad are paid buttons
WC matches so far
Southgate is correct about 1 thing
Jordan ‘Thou shall not pass’ Pickford
This Guy Mowbray really is a commentating pr*ck
Russia were like Arsenal there
Berni, Abba, Sir C, Ikea, BGM, Volvo, Ibrahimović...
This Russia-Croatia is insanely boring. This is my vision basically of the rest of
Ahhh there you go...Putin hired a Brazilian
Russian Dogs, be off with you.
This made my Saturday complete....
Do you see? DO YOU SEE? This is what we’re facing.
Semi-final thoughts...
Two new signings :cloud9:
Can someone tell me where you’re at with Brexit?
Queen to miss Louis' christening. The old boiler is on her way I tells ya. So if we
Anyone watching Wimbledon
Wilshere's at West Ham, apparently.
Boris gone
These Thai cave boys...I thought they were little kids
Loooooooool
So the pikeys have moved into a village just over from me
Apparently The Office is 17 years old today.
RIP the Swedish ‘nasty’ girl
Chinamen out.
Welcome to The Arsenal Lucas
Ronaldo gone
Four Osprey helicopters just flew overhead
So Elon Musk turned up at these caves the Thai boys were in with a mini submarine
Carrington gone.
This made my lol...work email from Germany
started with elbows
France vs Belgium...so far I’ve seen nothing to scare
Jesus Christ, how many times is Giroud going to screw up tonight.
Last night's game was very reassuring. In the unlikely event of England beating
The Donald absolutely ripping into the krauts, here.
This new lad, Torreira.
Our new boy Matteo has tremendous hair.
You folks in the process of getting hammered? Good good.
Right.. Do we think that’s it then ?
One can't help wondering whether Emery is going to deploy a midfield diamond.
So will the Queen give us a day off if we win the WC?
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming.... Harry's coming home
Arise Sir Kieran!!!!
You know if that was a NLD Kane scores
Bit worrying that we can’t do better than Young at LB
High tackle surely...nearly killed Walker there
The Croates are running all over us
Clearly they need welbeck
Pleasing that the Tottenham players have been utter shít tonight.
Arsene. Knows. Best.
Can’t understand why Loftus Road & Arnold Bennett
****ing Tottenham cunds
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Make no mistake about it, Awimb: I have been taking careful notes.
It dawned on me while watching last nights game
I think Sir Harry must have been drugged by Russian agents. How else could
The argument between Wrighty and Keane.
In other news..Mustafi
They can't even fly back home today
So England will play the maximum amount of games possible.
Pikey update
Alternate Reality Wimb
Just because
Awimb n ot working prop
Proper football is back on the weekend.
"Free movement for students and skilled workers". Will someone keep berni and
The general idea leaking out of London Colney is that training is high energy,
after seeing these wish.com adverts
You know, banning me for my choice in beer? That hurts.
Now I’m no fan of Jean-Claude Juncker, as you can imagine, but...
OpAa.. anyone a member? Ash?
How incredibly sh*t is women’s tennis ?
Unai
This man is a monster who is destroying our Once Great Club.
I think it’s despicable that Trump has blamed Sadiq Khan for terrorism.
This was sung from the North Bank with great gusto in the 80s.
Quite looking forward to Djokovic v Nadal later
The Donald touches down in England.
evening ****s
How long do you give the new geezer at Chelsea ?
Still no Welbeck :cry:
Terry Benedict starting us off with a cosy 4-2-3-1
5nil half time...Aboomerang x 3, Reece and Lacazette
2nd Half Team....
Croat keeper looks bent to me :sherlock:
Presentation delayed: Has someone nicked the trophy?
Good luck to him but I’d say Giroud
Season of the Breast
Clues on Saturday about what formation we're likely to use?
I appreciate that Trump has found quite a lot of ways to annoy people but it doesnt
wd the Argie ref imo
So, another referendum then?
*Again* with the Mbappé hyperbole.
Anyone else fancy receiving a nice warm passionate hug from the Croatian President ?
Bold stuff from Elon Musk in this Thai business. Chap is rather rude about his mini
Now on to important matters.
Gazidis off?
Speaking of chucking matches ...
Sanchez not gone to States on United's tour
One assumes Putin doesn't speak English.
That Griezmann celebration is one of the worst I've ever seen.
So with hindsight (and as England didn't win it) I'm happy to say that was probably
I have decided to make my nose work.
Looks like May's having to cave on the amendments to the trade bill.
I've decided to make my penís bigger. They are now selling tablets
Well done Trump...another illegal stopped!
So what I thought was a blocked sink turned out to be much larger problem
As I attempt to fight off signs of old age i.e. dementia, reduced mobility etc etc
FoodWIMB. Help. I need an ice cream maker for a sorbet but don't have one. Can I
Anyone changed broadband provider recently?
The depressing part about the Brexit mess is that once the dust settles
See.. It’s all coming out now..
Poor old Gonzo Higuain. Cristiano Ronaldo must be trolling him.
I see Brian Harvey has gone proper radio...
The Bilderberg Group asked me if there was anything they could do for me.
By the way. Can we stop using the word binary ?
The batter on my cod was far too thin last night.
Who could possibly have predicted this?
A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?
Dig deep, Licence Fee payers. Sir Cliff’s won his case against the BBC
Tory-FoodieWIMB. Avocado sorbet was absoluetly excellent. Just tasted of lime.
“Everything starts in Norfolk, it is a hotbed of sex”
There goes Danny with his two left feet then ?
rugbywimb: (i realise this is a small, small number) Not my favourite play but
Jesus Christ.. Have we all seen this ?
Kerala Chicken Biryani
Gaucho gone.
So all those Thai lads are going to become Buddhist monks now, apparently
Some really classy use of stock photography in this story
Liverpool spending €75m on a goalkeeper.
Ox’s knee
I could make a lot of money if I created an Arsene Wenger wise comment generator.
I see the Irish Prime Minister is now trying to suggest that UK planes won't be
'Big jobs'
Philippe Senderos
Are we set to denounce every British piece of art or literature attributed to some
Once upon a time a man voluntarily having his genitals removed would have seemed mad
Wow...they’re going after the poem IF now!
Just when you thought things couldnt get any worse for Scottish Football
Anyone have a Telegraph account?
I had a go one one of those emergency slides on a 747 yesterday.
Tortilla chips are ****, arent't they? You approach them hoping for a crisp-like
Chubby gone..
I see someone has stabbed a load of people on a bus in Lubeck.
Siri...how comes I can only select between male and female?
Why the **** do FlyBe not do a London City to Southampton flight?
I wont you down,,,
Love this vid
All Over The World
Lazio willing to pay €25m for Iwobi
Think I Better Leave Right Now
Well done, Mesut Özil. Going in late, two-footed and with his studs showing.
The Donald's taking no sh1t from Iran's mad mullahs. I see.
when the car insurance renewal letter comes through it kills a bit of my soul.
Hoeness seems to be taking this Ozil business in his stride
Been looking at cars again :-(
So have we all seen the video in which Michelle Obama’s appears to have a dick?
So it would seem this lady who died of the Novichoks found a perfume bottle full of
Shall we continue to give succor to this traitor? Kick Mesut Ozil out of the Arsenal.
Will they remove a star from the EU flag now?
Nice of Greece to steal Sweden’s forest fire thunder.
So, Brexit is going to cause food and medicine shortages and civil unrest
WARGWAN? This is the cringiest thing you'll see all day.
Message for SWv2
Alex Song is available on a free
Usmanov Out!
Quiz on BBC Sport website
'Guilty secret' pashes.
Solid Wood Dining Table Set
100 Ball Cricket 💯
Oh, shít! Labour’s finally done something intelligent.
Malcolm...signs for Barca a day after Roma announce they were signing him.
35c tomorrow 🏜🌋
Loooool 🤛🙇*♀️
Having a few beers in Putney later, any recommendations?
I'm meditating committing a savage act of vandalism. But it has to be done.
Best night's sleep in ages last night.
Billy Bragg :clap:
On a lighter note...what?
In my, happily very occasional, dealings with police officers,
Legeeeeend
Bunch of wánkers but on this occasion well done the FA
Nasal douching update.
Atletico v Arsenal, 0-0 so far...
So it would seem Imran Khan is to be Prime Minister of Pakistan
Who among you has quit the ciggies and stayed quit. Coming up
In addition to displaying intimate knowledge of Sir C's colon, Berni has practically
Papastathopoulos comes on for mustafi 62 substitution: Mavropanos on for holding
Lackofzest had better start putting the chances away
Unai Emery's record:
Lack of zest.
I must say I am liking the 'Goat Girl' ensemble ..
Arse to Brighton . A perfect match
So, the Jeff's gone then. Is it only a year ago
Why won’t it rain? Why?
All amusingly quiet at the other end of the 7 Sisters Road