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So Charles - did you manage to consume all of it?
Seems Arteta is now one of the few not distancing
Wenger Outers. Will you still be glad he's gone if we get Arteta?
How bizarre. This morning I distinctly heard 'laurel'.
RIP Ray Wilson
Europa League free on YouTube...do I need a TV License to watch this?
I must confess, the idea of Arteta initially mortified me but I have been
I'm liking this footy on youtube mallarkey :-). That goal was pure goalkeeping
So I'm parked outside the Hawthorne with £3m in fifties in the trunk
Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?
Anyone who dislikes making mayonnaise. This method is literally,
Is Peter really Joe from the Midlands?
Sonos stuff ordered
Have they managed to prise the tyrant's bony old fingers off of his office
So a week tomorrow the sky falls on our head.
It's quite obviously not going to be Arteta, is it ?
Just finished work...
So from Monday the sky falls on our head.
Those were the days.
Psst! SW
Bernd Leno...quite excited by this
I see that jug-eared tree hugging parasite Charles is to walk
I have been banned! I can't post or nuffink.
Free the Sir C one!
Pat Vegas also has been canned. I can't log in
What the fúck is going on here.
The End of AWIMB
Least you f*ckers could do was choose handles close to your previous won
I have to meet a friend for an evening 'in the pub' :-(
Should we refuse to go back to our old names if they fix it?
I'm back
I see that other pointless thing has now gone from here
This made me laugh a great deal
Hello?
Swiss timekeeping is unimpressive imo
What's all this?
Looks like the Awimb server has had a classic meltdown
The Yank pastor....looooooooooooool
Most boring Cup Final for some time?
Actual question: do they do a fertility test of the incoming member of the royal
My manager has offered me to PSG. Fvcking too bloody right.
Fewer doors at school. My solution is somewhat different. Only students who have
Wow! Abramovich's visa not renewed. Good on ya, UKers.
Now I had exactly zero interest in the Royal Wedding. I am quite happy for others
It begins.
The MILF in the royal blue dress to Meghan's left, front pew furthest forward
Amusing that the Government appear to be refusing Abramovich
Xavi's gone, Iniesta's gone, Messi and Ronaldo will soon be gone,
Bellend out
Westworld
In European football at the weekend
Did anyone see thon Jeremy Thorpe thing?
Unai Emery
The question is whether we *want Neymar.
Poor Paul Merson...he’s going to struggle with this win!
Midday Emery was 66/1
And we've turfed Santi out* as well :-(
I was rather looking forward to Arteta. Proper gentleman, knows what the club is
Emery...does his video analysis & gives the players USB sticks to watch
Does this mean the club is now run by AFTV? I was no more up for MA8 than most (I
I must say, our new home shirt for next season does look
Happily, Unai Emery just passes the '[Insert name here]'s red and white army' test.
Bad omen number one.
This chap either knows what he's talking about or he's a decent blagger.
And you just know that regardless of how you pronounce his name some
So for his first home match we should kick off the chanting with
I know public information films of the 70s and 80s are a standard comedy trope, but
Lisbon
Excellent stuff from F365.....
This could be fun, you know
Of course, there's nothing official yet.
So no new goalkeeper, then?
I know we've covered this before but this whole Women in Sport
"Aubameyang has had an inconsistent start to his Gunners career since signing
Never really got into Philip Roth, if I'm honest. I was indoctrinated against him
Visit Rwanda?
All official then
Forgot to mention that I got burgled last Friday
Wonder whether he'll bring Lucas Perez back
He's the same age as Arsene was when he arrived?
Football deviants and perverts, and not just Anaconda
He wears a suit on the touchline
Nzonzi and The Drax
HOLY SMOKES...he just said his first signing will be
Like this comment from Ivan regarding recruiting the new manager
His English seems fine to me
Oh God he speaks comedy 'English'.
His english is appalling! Berni and Charlie will be apoplectic. He sounds like the
Any cool spots in Hong Kong? I realize it's fallen off a bit since 1999, but
The new chap looks like just Michael Vaughan.
One thing...the new kit
Thoughts on Solo...very disappointed the made Lando a
Interesting....
Have a look at the little 'Unai's first day - behind the scenes' video.
So the initial signs are very, very, very good
Those of you clever with phonetics and sounds as words thingys
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he turns our defence
THis GDPR thing is like shining a bright light on all the
I note that doctors are now adjuring us to forego alcohol, sausages and bacon.
This, from your (theoretically Conservative) prime minister.
This is very, very funny.
So a great opening session at Lords then
Our new head coach looks like Seb Coe
I'll be curious to see how the Russians (take note Ash) talk their way out of this
Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you our next manager
God knows I have had my issues with Cook over the years, but credit where it's due.
That little Kim lad is playing with fire, imo.
A beautiful sound.
Last five wickets gone for 19 runs. `
So Morgan Freeman has apologised for sexual misconduct
One good point
My feelings about the Irish referendum are a bit like my feelings
It ought to be said, our training facilities do look awfully swish.
Good to see the weekend's weather turning to crap on the forecasts
Bungler? Who is Bungler?
'New Chapter' for Wilshere
IPL there...season on the line and you let two U19s bowl the last two overs
Have we signed anyone yet?
Dick out!
WD Lance Froome
Happy 26th May everyone
Geddin the whites!
Liverpool badly needed half time imo
That **** Ramos knew exactly what he was doing there.
Well that was unfortunate...
Karius WTF ???
Donkey Kong there!!!
Good grief!
Loooooooooool
The pool keeper is having a bad game imo
At least I didn't have to endure a Ronaldo goal .. respect to thon fat **** that
So before Liverpool kick off the goalkeeper merry go round
Shame this didn’t get more exposure...
Oh dear.. catching up with Florence on the Biggest Weekend thing. Farkin silly
I wouldn't want Paul Scholes for my family member. Completely insufferable.
This new guy, Sokratis, looks like he'd want to fvck you up.
So according to an article in the Guardian today, Florentino Perez once told Ronaldo
Lichtsteiner...
And on top of all that, what the fúck has Raheem Sterling done?
plus ça change
:clap: This video of accusations against Morgan Freeman is worth watching
I didn't realise Roman Abramovich is a bit jew-ish.
Paris Spider-Man
Gardening in May must be be the biggest fag of all.
Hmm, my iphone has decided that for no reason at all
Final thought for the day......
That Owen Wilson bloke
Bould Gone - Clearing out his things
Coffee Disaster
I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing ****
Well I for one will miss the nuisance calls. ..
Those Italians are so naive, aren't they?
What dark, dark arts they now practise in the Kremlin. They murder journalists then
Today's mini-generation of tennis players is deadly dull. No charisma,
WES to explode in 5...4....3....
There's one super out of shape ball boy at the French. Wtf.
Gabriele Marcoti.
Zidane Gone
Anyone know why buses aren’t required to have seatbelts but
"Chelsea FC announces today that it has put its new stadium project on hold."
Anyone getting excited about us signing Yacine Adli?
Why the **** have England dropped Mark Wood??
The Germany Zoo escape!!
Shoreditch, any opinions? Will be there tomorrow night...
:o
Early days, of course, but so far the Grenfell Inquiry seems to be leaning towards
AWIMB gets mentioned in the Arseblog column today.
My word. Remember how Neville Southall tended towards the fuller figure?
I am incredibly hungover and it hurts quite a bit
Tony Cascarino has a brain tumour.
My word, I'be got Libby Purves desperately denying
Our boy Unai...
:hehe: In mitigation
The humidity today in Hong Kong is not 150%
Is Sir C about and has he seen Simon Jenkins' latest one?
The source of much debate - what is the best colour tie for a blue suit/white shirt
SSN: 'Marouane Fellaini in advanced talks with another premier league club'
We've signed Liechenstein!!
As I was being forced to endure an episode of 'The Handmaid's Tale' with my wife last
This Adidas deal is great. hopefully they can release a few
In Amsterdam for work, I can't indulge.....
You have to say fair play to whoever sent this text in
I'e started watching thon Jeremy Thorpe programme.
So the Archbish of C said the EU is ‘the greatest dream realised for human beings
To those that wanna see what we did in free festy terms after Magiie/Major threw us
Yesterday Liechtenstein, today Aldi
I can't wait until the Guardian goes bust......
So. D Day.
oooh big hotel fire.
#TimeTraveller
I suspect we are going to be come the type of squard
Yet another TV subscription required
Stringfellow gone
Dave from Minder gone
LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and
So two transers compete in a women's 100m race and you'll never guess what happened..
Sam Wallace from The Telgraph was in our office doing a Q&A
Joel Campbell vs Welbeck..
Love you long time
Fúcking hell, Welbeck
Stanley Cup thoughts...
Anthony Bourdain gone.....
Mid-season break in the PL?
David Beckham has got Harper's teacher pregnant
Evening Wimbers
Do like these Scotland cricket blazers though.
Lol Bellend getting right mugged off at the F1...
Hong Kong, faggits. Gonna look for some prostitutes pretty soon.
Sorry, but the strangest story around at the moment is Justin Trudeau's fake eyebrows
I must say, The Donald is absolutely delighting me at present.
I see Stan Collymore is engaged on a charm offensive.
After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that
Can't wait to get out of London
MovieWimb - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missourri.
I went on the chair lift thingy from Victoria Dock to North Greenwich on Saturday.
Chap I used to work with gone.
GDPR. So how come all those companies who told me I wouldn't hear from them
Much of the world's media are clearly hating every minute of this summit.
Fire sale at Sporting Lisbon! All kicking off between players/management & fans
The Joel Campbell fan club's been quiet for a few days
Socceraid - As expected there's now a whole load of bleating
So Freddie's back coaching the U-23s. Did it all go wrong when he stopped dieing
CarWIMB - I have roughly £10k to spend
This site is riven with communists and enemies of democracy.
Torriera oh oh oh, Torriera oh oh oh.
Spain are apparently about to sack their boss a day before the WC starts
It's really quite difficult to say this sort of thing, but is this really worth a VC?
How many Goals will Welbeck score during the world cup?
When can we start talking about the Grenfell survivors with the same contempt as the
Spain should appoint Arsene!
So the US, Canada and Mexico get the 2026 World Cup.
Just had the office sweepstake
Boredom Wood fixture ?
Season will start well then...
Nice easy start
No-one ever wants to see another politician murdered on our streets
Russia vs Saudi Ar**ia
Tommy Robinson
I think I’ve just reached the post-Wenger “grief” phase
Tatchell the first arrest of the World Cup
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Saudi Ar**ians practicing their new chant for the World Cup
My God, a girl in the office has just said she fancies G Neville
Robbie Williams is a ****.
€75 it has cost me for a bloody pre-season friendly.
This translator is putting a lot of emphasis on the cünt in country :hehe:
You can have this tip for free.
Did I imagine it, or did the commentator just say "Stalin had a proper 'tache"...?
You've got to feel sorry for the Saudi public.
The Hand Choppers made that guy look like Messi